Brevity by Dan Thompson for April 01, 2024

  1. Large telegoons
    blunebottle  7 months ago

    Why ever on God’s green Earth would I want to get used to them??

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    Superfrog  7 months ago

    It’s not the timber, it’s the sore dust.

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  3. Twin commander 1000 ext
    MeanBob Premium Member 7 months ago

    If they’re made correctly, they’re quite comfortable. Honest.

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    The Reader Premium Member 7 months ago

    Clog on!

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member 7 months ago

    Nothing worse than a hair clog.

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    goboboyd  7 months ago

    Keepin’ on with the Klompen. Then…Stroopwafel with Coffee!

    It’ll be Gouda.

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    Doug K  7 months ago

    Maybe if he would just pay instead of always wanting to go Dutch.

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    Zebrastripes  7 months ago

    Oy!

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 7 months ago

    Can someone please explain the hair part of this one? I know what hair of the dog means but I don’t know the reference to hair in this one.

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    mistercatworks  7 months ago

    From the Obscure Netherlands Humor file

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    Buspopcod  7 months ago

    If he just tosses them into the gears of the windmill in the background, he could “clog” up the works in an act of "Sabot"age.

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    norphos  7 months ago

    Yeah, don’t Sabo-tage yourself.

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    gopher gofer  7 months ago

    looks like he needs to take birkenstock of his situation…

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    cactusbob333  7 months ago

    Those shoes may be oak -ay with you, but maple not with me.

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