Once again, the idiot strikes. He didn’t open the ladder all the way and lock the legs. But he’ll be the one to sue the ladder manufacturer when he breaks his stupid neck.
There are some hilarious no trespassing signs out there. Like, “NO TRESPASSING - I OWN FIREARMS AND A WOODCHIPPER”. “NO TRESPASSING - VIOLATORS WILL BE SHOT AND SURVIVORS WILL BE SHOT AGAIN”. While good for a giggle, defense attorneys strongly advise against having signs like this. In the event of a shooting, and if there is any question at all about whether or not the shooting is justified, signs like this may tip the scales of justice just enough to make it appear that you’re a trigger-happy gun nut.
Sister in law installed cameras around her property. 3 days later she woke up and looked at her security feed and watched some guy remove and steal all 4 cameras.
Grumpy Old Guy 7 months ago
I bet someone steals it…..
xaingo 7 months ago
Isn’t that Norm’s philosophy in life?
Yakety Sax 7 months ago
THERE IS NOTHING IN THIS HOUSE WORTH YOUR LIFE!
win.45mag 7 months ago
Once again, the idiot strikes. He didn’t open the ladder all the way and lock the legs. But he’ll be the one to sue the ladder manufacturer when he breaks his stupid neck.
dlkrueger33 7 months ago
How about a flag that says “2nd Amendment Believers”. That would scare the bejeezus out of ME.
Hoosier Guy 7 months ago
There are some hilarious no trespassing signs out there. Like, “NO TRESPASSING - I OWN FIREARMS AND A WOODCHIPPER”. “NO TRESPASSING - VIOLATORS WILL BE SHOT AND SURVIVORS WILL BE SHOT AGAIN”. While good for a giggle, defense attorneys strongly advise against having signs like this. In the event of a shooting, and if there is any question at all about whether or not the shooting is justified, signs like this may tip the scales of justice just enough to make it appear that you’re a trigger-happy gun nut.
MRC112 7 months ago
“Beware of the dog – the cat’s kind of weird too”
jango 7 months ago
Or the “Protected by Smith & Weston” flag
TMMILLER Premium Member 7 months ago
Sister in law installed cameras around her property. 3 days later she woke up and looked at her security feed and watched some guy remove and steal all 4 cameras.
Lizi 7 months ago
Hang a MAGA / TFG flag. Crooks don’t mess with crooks.
Diat60 7 months ago
“Don’t even think about it.” Not sure if I heard this from my parents or in a Clint Eastwood movie. Or both.
PoodleGroomer 7 months ago
My dog doesn’t like you.
h.v.greenman 7 months ago
ATTENTION BURGARS: If you proceed to the Foxtrot household, Andy will be happy to give you a delicious Tofu, Eggplant, Beet-loaf
eced52 7 months ago
It will be gone tomorrow morning.
cuzinron47 7 months ago
But if you had security cameras you can see them stealing the flag.
BlueKnight25 7 months ago
“Do you prefer buckshot, 5.56mm, 9mm or .45ACP?”