Drabble by Kevin Fagan for April 05, 2024

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    Grumpy Old Guy  7 months ago

    I bet someone steals it…..

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    xaingo  7 months ago

    Isn’t that Norm’s philosophy in life?

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    Yakety Sax  7 months ago

    THERE IS NOTHING IN THIS HOUSE WORTH YOUR LIFE!

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    win.45mag  7 months ago

    Once again, the idiot strikes. He didn’t open the ladder all the way and lock the legs. But he’ll be the one to sue the ladder manufacturer when he breaks his stupid neck.

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    dlkrueger33  7 months ago

    How about a flag that says “2nd Amendment Believers”. That would scare the bejeezus out of ME.

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    Hoosier Guy  7 months ago

    There are some hilarious no trespassing signs out there. Like, “NO TRESPASSING - I OWN FIREARMS AND A WOODCHIPPER”. “NO TRESPASSING - VIOLATORS WILL BE SHOT AND SURVIVORS WILL BE SHOT AGAIN”. While good for a giggle, defense attorneys strongly advise against having signs like this. In the event of a shooting, and if there is any question at all about whether or not the shooting is justified, signs like this may tip the scales of justice just enough to make it appear that you’re a trigger-happy gun nut.

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    MRC112  7 months ago

    “Beware of the dog – the cat’s kind of weird too”

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    jango  7 months ago

    Or the “Protected by Smith & Weston” flag

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    TMMILLER Premium Member 7 months ago

    Sister in law installed cameras around her property. 3 days later she woke up and looked at her security feed and watched some guy remove and steal all 4 cameras.

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    Lizi  7 months ago

    Hang a MAGA / TFG flag. Crooks don’t mess with crooks.

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    Diat60  7 months ago

    “Don’t even think about it.” Not sure if I heard this from my parents or in a Clint Eastwood movie. Or both.

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    PoodleGroomer  7 months ago

    My dog doesn’t like you.

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    h.v.greenman  7 months ago

    ATTENTION BURGARS: If you proceed to the Foxtrot household, Andy will be happy to give you a delicious Tofu, Eggplant, Beet-loaf

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    eced52  7 months ago

    It will be gone tomorrow morning.

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    cuzinron47  7 months ago

    But if you had security cameras you can see them stealing the flag.

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    BlueKnight25  7 months ago

    “Do you prefer buckshot, 5.56mm, 9mm or .45ACP?”

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