The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 01, 2024

I’ll check back to see who comes up with some more witty ones…

Oh noes. Not another monstrous crossover remakespinoff.

Teenage Mutant Ninja KingKongZilla.

“Teen Wolf Blitzer”: When Wolf Blitzer Came to America, he was first intending to become a pastry baker — A docu-drama explains how he soon turned to Journalism…

“Napoleon Vegemite”, about a nerdy Australian teenager

“Ferris Wheeler’s Day Off”, about a teenager who works at a carnival

Bleach Blanket Bingo! (Old one)!

The Shipping Muse

Avatar Pit

“The Trouble With Angles”: Hayley Mills is failing in Sr. Rosalind Russell’s Math class.

Perky Jackson — the kid who drinks too much Mountain Dew.

No, just a terrible comic.

Should have saved the Dazed and Confucius one for April 20.

By the way, in 2025, Easter falls on April 20.

Harry Totter, about the local imbiber!

Funny

Idiocracy. Now a documentary!

Rene Zelweger was in Dazed and Confused, girl in pickup truck, uncredited.

Man on ladder with doobie is in for a sudden fall.

Bill & Ted’s Ex-Lax Adventure…with an upcoming sequel Back To The Commode!

Excellent. :-D

The Plunger Games. No. I’m not going to describe the plot.

Footlose…Teen has foot amputated, teaches town to dance.

Good riddance to Barney.

1. We loved mom’s slumgetti a lot more.2. You’re out of glue, and head to the dead horse factory.3. And, Virgins like balloon, one prick, all gone.4. Magnetite held their rapt attention, even more than Vishnu’s schist.5. Shake him, he’s Barney Google.

OK, Pop Quiz: Is there a difference between Easter and Passover? If there is, what is it?

DOOBIE? Jeeze, just how old IS Confucius?

Third one. LOL

Brilliant like always Scott !!

That last one is a horror flick.