Reality Check by Dave Whamond for April 06, 2024

Wholey moley.

Hey, Congress thinks it’s only funny money, print some more of it!

One of em is a mole. If they no find which one soon their plans is doomed to fails.

Government Rubber Stamp is hereby stomped!!

Moles get funded on my sister’s lawn every year, and my brother in law sets traps to get them losted.

They’ve been told not to do this many times.

It only seems to make them want to do it even more.

It seems to be a really really big deal to them.

There is a lot of money to be made from turning molehills into mountains.

SQUIRREL!!!

mole magic…

Ask the government. They’ll fund anything that doesn’t make sense.

Reminds me of the 1995 movie, The Englishman Who Went up a Hill but Came down a Mountain.

Something.. got funding in my backyard, little bumps of mud sprouting all over it.

There’s a lot to be said about making mole hills out ot mountains too …!

( just sayin’ )

Someone should get that suspicious mole checked out.

“I foresee a problem.”

“I see 150 problems.”

“This is going to be impossible.”

I’d prefer a guacamole hill.

Said every special interest group ever.

That looking like pile of poop and doggie probably be blamed for it even though it’s more like a bear dump.

’Used to work for people like that. First was our family business President and C.E.O.

Politician?? Must be.

Mole sauce.

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