Lucky Cow by Mark Pett for June 09, 2024
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Transcript:
Woman: Excuse me, I think I left my wallet here. Elvin: Lost and found is from 3 to 5 pm. Woman: Well, it's defnitely not in my bag... look, I'm from out of town, would you mind checking quickly? Elvin: Sorry, ma'am. 3 to 5 pm. Woman: But that's not for four more hours! Elvin: Those are the rules. Clare: Elvin, aren't you afraid of losing a customer over a stupid rule? Elvin: She'll be back. Clare: How do you know? Elvin: She left her wallet.
gcarlson 5 months ago
“One of our servers, Helen Hunt, has found a wallet. If you have lost a wallet, you can go to Helen Hunt for it.” – Cheyenne Old fashioned Melodrama emcees
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member 5 months ago
This strip isn’t funny today. Elvin should be fired.
JoeMartinFan Premium Member 5 months ago
So…Elvin isn’t just a tough boss…he’s a real jerk!