Big Top by Rob Harrell for November 19, 2009

HI MARG! HI JFRI!

Somehow, Pete reminds me of Johnny! Love ya’ kid!

ELEVEN! who the blankety blank bleep goes on “dates” at eleven? 11 o’clock, maybe i can understand (since i work afternoons), but age 11?

the kiddies grow up way too fast these days (and yes, i know these are repeats).

Good Morning Tribe!

Looking mighty dapper, Pete!

Breakfast! Scrambled eggs with colby cheese, green peppers, onions, and Tabasco sauce. English muffins with Peach Jam Bacon, scrapple, sausage patties Fresh fruit salad Choices of tea, milk, orange juice or Nuclear coffee And for something different, Iced Mocha.

Good Morning Dear Marg!

i guess it’s breakfast time. i will contribute several medium sized mushroom quiches and broccoli quiches and a mammoth pot of Earl Grey tea. Good Early Morning Tribe!

Good Morning Dry, Marg and JFri! Did Marg and JFri sneak in the back door?

I bet Pete will start to spaz out in a few minutes.

Help yourselves! Leave me a plate of a bit of everything so I have something to eat, and clean up after yourselves, plese!

Goodnight all!

hi to Dry (thanks for brekkie, i hope my contribution is also appreciated), Terry, Marg, & JFri I finally catch up and it’s time to go do the toons again! (either that or turn on the tube and watch Jeopardy!)

Good morning Tribe! Still up past ten o’clock – must be getting young again!

and hi to Carmy too. yyyguy’s first rule: never ignore women who have knives bigger than yours.

Good Morning Terry and yyyguy!

Goodnight Dry, thanks for breakfast!

Toon tour!

Hey there Yguy, Carmy & Dry!

& JPSteve i must still be playing catch up. oh well, toon tour time, i guess.

(((Tribe)))

Good Night Dry!

Good Morning JP Steve

HI, DRY!!!! breakfast looks great. I’ll have the scrambled eggs and bacon and English breakfast tea, please!

HI, TERRY, CARMY, YYYGUY, and JPSTEVE!!!

I’m going to finish the toons in the later AM.

Good Night Marg, Carmy, Yguy, JP Steve

Good Night All

Peace & Love Tribe!

Color me gone, I am outta here!

Goodnight Marg, Terry, yyyguy and Steve

Good Morning, Tribe!

Ah me, ignored again…

Ignore this: Rakkav’s CocoMocha (hot coconut milk, Kava coffee, unsweetened Nesquik) May prepare from frest ingredients if time allows.

Yessir, he do look su-ave an’ de-boner, don’ he? :))

hi Rakkav and good night Carmy & Terry. stiil touring…

Good morning, Rakkav, and good night ALL.

good night Marg, 7 Rakkav this yyyguy’s going to bed, since it’s 3 a.m.

Good morning and Happy Thursday!!!! Dry thanks for breakfast. MoPar no complaints about the cold weather this morning?

WOW 11!? And only yesterday Pete seemed seemed 10. How fast they grow! Morning all, see you around the toons.

Quick good morning to all!

Thank you yyyguy for helping with breakfast!

Doc, LOVE IT ROFLMAO!

Good Morning Akenta, Mopar, Doc, Dcguys & Dry!

Off to finish my toonland merry-go-round.

Yguy, I’ll have a mushroom quiche. I’ve got the coffee. Thank you!

Hey there Doc, how are you doing this fine AM?

Good morning once again, everybody!

A round of Johanan Rakkav’s CocoMocha (patent pending) on the house!

Good Morning Johanan

I’ve got coffee, but Thank you!

Doc, I am doing pretty good this morning. We’ll see how it goes later. I need to go pick up a vehicle for repairs that failed the emissions test. Might be a long day.

I used to mix chocolate with my army coffee back in the early 90’s. I used Nestles. It was pretty good.

Before I went into the Army I drank it black, but when you can add a half cup of cream to a half cup of coffee and it barely changes color, you get used to adding to it! Not just strong but very bitter. And on the good side, it gave you two cups for every cup of black coffee you poured. Getting enough coffee in the mornings was not easy for a coffeeaholic! LOL

Doc

Yes sir there is!

Doc

I’ve already got the blueprints being approved by the Biochemical Engineering Department.

Good morning All!

Doc Knowing how most boys feel about girls at age 8, you were most likely trying to perform elective brain surgery…

Good Morning DFrog

Doc

I need to go pick up that vehicle. I’ll be back later checking in during MY breaks! LOL

Good Morning all. Well, I sat down to watch my movie last night and promptly lost power. So, not only did I not get to watch a movie, but all hope of joining you yappy nuts was lost for the day. And over 50 posts already prove how yappy that you are.

Good Morning MoPar, Akenta, dcguys, Doc, Dry, Terry, Rakkav, Df and Cleo! Cleo, I’m glad your power is back on. Now you can yap too!

Dry - I will have your scrambled egg dish. I am a sucker for hot sauce. The eggs will go great with scrapple and the muffins with Peach jam. All that served with nuclear coffee seems like the perfect start to my day.

Doc - that shade of green made my wife look like the bride of Frankenstein.

Carmy- Yup, I am a confirmed yappaholic.

Good morning all! Today has not started well, I overslept and missed my morning classes. Only the first one really mattered. I don’t understand why I’ve been so tired this week and yet have been getting so much sleep. It doesn’t make sense to me. Dry, except, since I am ten years older than Pete, I am that much more sophisticated than he is! I would have gone with the bow tie for the dance.

johnnyd - These long periods of hours without daylight make me want to sleep more too.

Good Morning Johnny! I hope your day gets better for you.

BBL, have to fix my printer.

@DocT, you beat me to Off the Mark! I just had to laugh, and rush over here to make sure Dry and JFri saw it…

Oh, and,

GOOD MORNING, TRIBE!

@DocT is your coffee what happened to Agatha Heterodyne and her boyfriends?

Good morning johnny and Bmonk!

johnny how are the ticks in your area?

It’s ok Doc, you are taller than the three stooges were. Cleo, I’m not sure what it is, but I do like to sleep when it is dark…

Ticks? As in the parasites?

We get ticks mostly on hot June days–otherwise, not so much a problem. And the further from hot and June, the fewer ticks.

Yes johnny the reason I ask is because this year was REALLY bad here for them, they are still around because it’s not cold enough to kill them. Don’t mean to scare you, but you saying how tired you are makes me think of it. You haven’t found any ticks on you recently have you?

No, no ticks. The only time I’ve ever seen ticks was when I was in Minnesota, Had three on my leg, but that was seven years ago.

Good johnny!

I drink my coffee the same way every day. In a cup. It helps keep my computer costs down.

@DocT, did you see my newest theory about the cause of Agatha’s discoloration in Girl Genius? (See comment 65, 10 up)

Is that why they all are funny colors?

Good night Doc.

@DocT, here’s an earlier page from before Agatha caught it. Apparently, the author thinks the disease is “Si Vales”–but we know better…

Edit: actually, it’s Hogfarb’s Resplendent Immolation; the “Si Vales” is the method of treatment–involving killing the person, but in the right way…

to tired to read all the comments from earlyer but i did click on docs links Dry so u finaly caught jfri and didn’t tell us?

by the way i am home. :D

Hi bmonk, it’s always a pleasure to run into you.

And a big hello to everyone else as well.

Have I got a tick story. My wife and I were traveling south for the winter with our dog Cleo. We went through horrible weather with torrential downpours, scary wind and a roof leak, followed by a range problem an kept waiting for a night where we could celebrate and open a bottle of champagne, but negative issues kept cropping up. Finally the weather improved and we had no vehicle problems. The sky cleared up and we pulled into a state park near San Sebastian. We decided to go for a walk on this dirt path on a ridge overlooking the ocean. While my waited on a bench Cleo decided to go down this slope to check out this really cool grove of trees. As dusk was approaching, we went back to the motor home to watch the sun set. We entered the RV to get the champagne. Suddenly, my wife looked at Cleo and said “Cleo’s skin seems to be moving.” Going in for a closer look we saw that she was absolutely swarming with ticks. Oh and she had been lying at the foot of our bed when we noticed this. After tying her up outside we went in and vacuumed the RV and shook out the sheets. By then it was dark out. Armed with flashlights and combs we each took a tin can and filled it halfway with water. For the next hour we combed ticks off of Cleo and drowned them in the water. All night long if we felt anything on our bodies we would turn on the light to see if it was a tick or not. Sometimes there was, but mostly it was our imagination. For the next few days we would find remaining ticks either on Cleo, ourselves or somewhere inside. Creepy.

We did not get to open the bottle of champagne for a full weeks worth of driving.

DocToon, let’s just say that a mixture of Nuclear Coffee and CocoMocha is probably how the Vulcan Science Academy got its “red matter” (in Star Trek). :))

Cleo that Cleo gave you all an intresting trip did she not? poor ya’ll, poor her. wow.

This comic strip brings back memories. I remember when I was that age and went to my first school dance back in the fifth grade. I wasn’t nervous until I got to the dance. After about ten minutes, a boy finally asked me if I wanted to dance, and I said yes. I think that he was just as nervous as I was. Everything turned out well, and I had a good time.

bbl all

@cleo, ticks will do that. If you hit a nest, you can easily get 30-40, while someone who was just a yard away gets squat.

But, get just one, and your skin will crawl for hours.

Does the nuclear coffee have caffeine in it, or is it decaf?

@MissNaomi, what would be the point of decaf Nuclear Coffee? It’s strong for a reason…

cleo, ticks are nasty critters. And depending on the type of tick they carry some pretty bad diseases. Lyme disease is pretty big here in PA. And deer season is coming up, and there hasn’t been enough cold weather to kill the blasted things!

I don’t know bmonk. This is all so new to me, and it’s very intriguing. So I was just wondering.

Also for people like me, I prefer decaf.

Dry and cleo, I got to tell you the worst thing for me when it comes to ticks Is finding them in the house and on your bed. ( hence the name bed bug )

tribe okay im going out side and lay in the yard with my dog and read my book for hw and listen to my mp3. i work better with music and i sleep better with music… i do everything i do better with music. music makes my day go. lol love you Tribe

love you too Tabby! Yes music is nice!

Well music does make the world go around.

It’s 3 pm my time, so I’ve missed the breakfast run and morning yapping.

Love the calm on Pete’s face - it’s the calm before the storm, I bet.

@ johnnydoc - when I’m getting ready to come down with a cold or something stronger, I’m always really tired even when I’m getting sleep.

Welcome, Celecca–I don’t remember your name before now, although the avatar looks familiar. ‘Course, it’s a big party around here, and easy to get lost in the crowd…

Hello all

I’ll get the individuals later.

Finished the failed emissions on the customer vehicle. Need to drive it back to him. I don’t have time to run through the Emissions Facility today as he needs it for work tonight. I can run it through tomorrow. BBS

Hi, ♠Lonewolf♠! How does one finish a failed emission? Do you have to artificially add hydrocarbons to the exhaust?

Bmonk

By diagnosing the failed part or parts, repairing/replacing them and road testing while setting the emissions monitors to verify your repairs!

Gotta go–BBS if there are any more ??????.

I knew that–I just like making trouble…

BMonk

Part 2 of the question—–NO.

BMonk

I figured that too!! LOL………………………………..

BMonk - grace and peace to you (yesterday’s greek to Doc). I think it was grace and peace… I had to ask my husband, and now I can’t remember what he told me last night.

I’ve been around for about a month, but rarely at the same time each day.

Yes, that’s right…poor DocT thought it was Greek swearing.

I had 3 whole weeks of Greek, my husband took to it like a duck to water. Became tutor to entire seminary community. Hebrew and Greek - I swear he does an exegesis with every morning devotion!

I’m happy enough with English.

I prefer isogesis– ;-) –but it really does help to know what the original said, and have some idea of what it meant to them…

Me too. Gotta run. Been nice talkin’ with you.

you know what, tabby got to see one of her three boys she misses like crazy. and may get to see the other two in a little while. there is this old song called “one more day” and thats what im thinking of now. you one more more min one more sec to hold them and love them and every time you see them you just want to see them more and more. its hard to let them go. but you have to sometimes and i had to let him go home. 30 mins goes by fast when u miss someone so much and yuo finaly have them in your grasp. sigh

Hello (((((Tabby)))))

Howdy celecca, bmonk & Terry - I have spent my day doing 3 very different tasks. Making a cranberry pomegranate sauce for thanksgiving, getting my darkroom set up so I can print starting on Monday and doing laundry. I was telling my wife that I am learning new things reading the comics. She looked at me skeptically and said “Oh yeah?” I replied “Yes, I can now fold a fitted sheet into a perfect square.” Which I demonstrated for her. Those who read pickles will remember Earl being given the task of folding the sheets, which he handed her in a ball, which is pretty much what I was doing. A person posted a youtube video of a man showing how to fold fitted sheets. I put it into practice and voila a new skill thanks to the comics.

((((Tabby))))

Congratulations Cleo

Isn’t it amazing what can amuse us men! LOL

Cleo & Tabby

Going to relax for a while with the head phones on. I have pool league tonight so a little relaxation before I go should help.

thanks You two loving ya.

terry i did that earlyer then got frustrated got up and stared shooting hoopes hurt my back more then it was hurting. go figure dumb dumb me. lol

great news!!! i installed Spell check on my computer for you poor lovely people who have been suffering with my miss spellings. :D don’t u know i love you guys.

Good luck *Terry. I can be entertained for hours by women’s beach volleyball. LOL

Well, I am going to start work on making a Portugese potato and chorizo soup. Don’t I make the perfect domestic goddess. That’s what happens when you are raised by a mother with your dad on the road. My mom did household things like clean and cook. She was an artist who painted in oil and watercolors and used pastels. I cook and bake, went to art and photography school and do laundry.

If I’d have been raised by may dad I would be a good electrician, mechanic, handy with tools and unable to draw a stick figure. Parents sure have a big effect on kids.

Tabby - You rock girl. I rely on spellchecker too. I spell well, but often hit the wrong key when typing.

@Tabby Lynn, they are very helpful–but won’t do everything. Remember:

Candidate for a Pullet Surprise by Mark Eckman and Jerrold H. Zar

I have a spelling checker, It came with my PC. It plane lee marks four my revue Miss steaks aye can knot sea.

Eye ran this poem threw it, Your sure reel glad two no. Its vary polished in it’s weigh. My checker tolled me sew.

A checker is a bless sing, It freeze yew lodes of thyme. It helps me right awl stiles two reed, And aides me when eye rime.

Each frays come posed up on my screen Eye trussed too bee a joule. The checker pours o’er every word To cheque sum spelling rule.

Bee-fore a veiling checker’s Hour spelling mite decline, And if we’re lacks oar have a laps, We wood bee maid too wine.

Butt now bee cause my spelling Is checked with such grate flare, Their are know fault’s with in my cite, Of nun eye am a wear.

Now spelling does knot phase me, It does knot bring a tier. My pay purrs awl due glad den With wrapped word’s fare as hear.

To rite with care is quite a feet Of witch won should bee proud, And wee mussed dew the best wee can, Sew flaw’s are knot aloud.

Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays Such soft wear four pea seas, And why eye brake in two averse Buy righting want too pleas.

i dont spell well and i hit the wrong key ALOT! lol and since i love The tribe so much i did it for you guys. lol now if my bro deletes it again i may just have to hurt him.

okay bmonk i cant even make that make any since at all to me. i gave up on the 2nd stanza. lol

i get the point though. thanks

bmonk - LOL. That is grate. Wear ever did ewe find it.

Dry?

I remembered enough of the key words to google it.

Google (T) is your friend!

Jfri its soo good to see you man!! we thought Dry had you cooking for super tonight i was worried man

bbl

tabby, open the oven door so I can hear you better!

bmonk - google is amazing. What the heck did we do before the internet. LOL

JFri - How the heck are you? Dry has been absent for awhile. I thing she found my stash of Booker’s.

OH MY GOD!!!! MY STASH OF BOOKER’S IS OVER HALF GONE. SOMEWHERE OFF IN THE WOODS I HEAR SOMEONE SINGING HOW Dry #I AM.

JFri

Cleo, what cha’ talkin’ ‘bout man? I resemble that remark! Hey, I feel asleep on your couch, the Bookers (hic) had nothing to do (hic) with it!

Dry - Well better my couch than my darkroom sink. It can get nasty in there.

I myself am getting ready for a Tanqueray martini with a Laphroaig kesrsplash, with a couple of jalapeno stuffed olives. MMM good.

Hi Tribe! Just reading about the ticks reminded me of our camping trip to Cape Cod. It was late May and our boys were thrilled to be able to go to the beach. The dog loved it as well. So there there they all were, playing in the sand, when we noticed a black mark very near my eldest son’s eye - he was four at the time. Well, it moved! And sure enough it was a tick. We checked the dog - she was covered in ticks near her eyes, ears - everywhere! We checked the boys over very closely and put them in the van with some games then threw a few sticks into the salt water for the dog to chase and cut her long fur and combed out the rest. We spoke to some locals who said ticks were in the sand year round. Needless to say, we left - continuing down the coast through New York, Washington DC (loved the Smithsonian) and eventually to Panama City Beach. All the way we checked everyone over for ticks - finding only a few more on the dog. Fabulous holiday but some horrifying experiences.

Who left that dang bird out of the oven? Now I have to chase him down again!

Cleo sounds like a perfect remedy for a day like today. Boy is it dark and the rain is depressing.

Dry? Bird???? You’re cooking it now?

BMonk there was no way I was able to catch up - you really must have persevered and you must read very quickly.

Dawn, running joke between JFri and myself!

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Won’t anyone come over and play? well, guess it’s time to do the laundry. Thanks, Cleo for reminding me that the sheets need changing.

Dry - oh yeh - the Roadrunner I thought you were getting ready for Thanksgiving rather early ;>)

Dawn - It is indeed a depressing day. At least we have power and no wind.

Good Evening Tribe!

I need to get ready for pool. Shower, shave, all the good schtuff!

Hello Dawn, Cleo, Tabby, Doc, Dry & JFri!

I’ll check back in before I leave…………………………………………

Howdy Terry. Our conquering warrior getting ready to do battle. You have the Tribe behind you. Win or lose you bring us honor.

HI TRIBE!

It’s back to business as usual for me. Which means you won’t see much of me for the next several days.

Aren’t you relieved?

bmonk LOL - I’ve scene that poem bee four. I herd it wons two.

Hi yyyguy, since we don’t post the same time, I am just saying hi now. (Don’t go looking for him now, he’s not here guys.)

Hi JFri Did you enjoy your roast?

Hi Dry I see you found the rest of the Bookers. It was good, wasn’t it?

cleo I thought you were going to tuck me in last night? You fell asleep before I did in front of the T.V. I hope your wife tucked a blankey around you, ha, ha.

Good luck tonight Terry!

As usual, I’m too late here. Everyone must be eating.

BBL

Hi Shika i know your still here bc your shika how u doing lovely>

Tabby is very very very happy right now!

Sigh. You know me too well Tabby LOL!

What has made you so very happy?? Pray tell.

I GOT TO SEE THE BOYS!!!!!! OH SO HAPPY I HAVE MISSED MY KIDDO’S

I had the middle one for about 30 mins then i spent an hour with all three of them playing and tickling them and hugging them. oh so happy

You really love those boys, don’t you?

shika more then i can say. I told her a while back,

Before Ana came along i never loved anyone or anything that much. then this beautiful little thing was born. and its amazing the love i have for her and shes not mine. then Walking buddy came along and the boys and my love did not do what i figured it would, it streached and grew more. and Now i have love so much love for Ana, walking buddy, and the boys that its amazing. i would do anything to keep them safe form harm and to let them know they are loved.

Hi, Terry, Shika, Tabby, Cleo, Dry, DocT and any others I may have missed - I was interrupted by Skype while trying to get caught up here and now it’s time to make dinner. JDoc the h1n1 flu has effects that last a very long time - could be what you had but if you continue to be tired, go

See a real Doctor!

Cleo yes we still have power and no wind but others near us have the wind - we are just protected. The ferries were stopped around dinner time last night and were still down this morning. Glad I’m not planning to travel! Cy’all later.

Tabby you’ll be a fabulous teacher!

Most important thing is to love kids!

Dawn thanks. i love kids like crazy. they are special and wonderful little people.

Hi Dawn!

Just came back to say bye for now. I have to get back to my work.

You’ll be good then Tabby. Bye, Shika I have to go too. Take care Tabby

Get yourself looked after johnnydoc! We love you too much to let you drag around if you need to see a doctor.

Take good care of yourself.

BBL

bye shika n Dawn love to you both

!!PEEB !!PEEB !!MOOOOOOOOOOZ

Nothing helps ya survive like a good REVERSE!!

!!PEEB !!PEEB !!MOOOOOOOOOOZ

TRY TO GET OUT OF MY OVEN, WILL YA?!

Let’s see, I have some nice fresh sage, basil and garlic here! That should dress up a roadrunner meal! I wonder if he’s big enough to stuff with bread and oyster stuffing?

Try, Dry? Try, Dry? TRY, DRY?

I AM OUT!!!!

(Thanks for opening the oven door, tabby!!)

Yeah Thanks Tabby! If I can’t catch him, my Thanksgiving dinner is ruined! I need to get that new trap set up! I’ll get you little bird, in time for my big dinner!

Dry he told me to but i didn’t…. it must have been lynn shes the bad one.

and why do we want to have turd for dinner?

All YOU’LL be eating for Thanksgiving is CROW!!

No, I think not! Roadrunner is much more tender and juicy! Especially if you BASTE it!

lol i love when you two are on here. its great.

CROW!!!!

then i show up ruin the fun and your all gone. :o(

BASTED ROADRUNNER! WITH BREAD AND OYSTER STUFFING!

Who’s gone?

i take that back, sort of

*I’m here, with my trap, so I can have

BASTED ROADRUNNER! WITH BREAD AND OYSTER STUFFING!

OH, yeah????

STUFF THIS!!!!

Doc i bet, but i would think that all the racket such as pans baning, shouting, things crashing to the ground, Dry yelling “get back here you turd bird” would wake you up. humm intresting.

oh did u see Dog eat Doug today? great.

Hey Doc, just for that, I’m not sharing my basted ROADRUNNER with you! I hear you helped Tabby let him out! (That’s what she said, anyway!)

JFIR!!!!!

THAT IS NOW WAY TO TALK TO A LADY! I CANT BELIEVE YOU YOUNG MAN! GO STRAIGT TO YOUR ROOM WITHOUT SUPPER. Mumbles under breath, “stuff this” where did he get that from “stuff this” my my my

Doc you can go back and read the post, but i hate to say it i think that some one is trying to start some mess. cough Dry

NO, ROADRUNNER, THAT PART IS TOO SMALL TO STUFF! ROFLMAO! That’s best left for the wishbone!

Glad tabby wasn’t talking about *ME*!!!

Oh Tabby, catching Johnny’s cold there? I I know you coerced Doc into helping you let him out, because you felt sorry for him!

Who says I wasn’t talking about you, Turd? Huh?

Dry you know i have a soft heart, but hum…. I plead the fifth.

Yeah Right Tabby!

well did u see i sent him to his room… and “yeah right” what?

Not ME, Dry!! Best have your eyes checked!!

:-P

N0, tabby, you sent JFIR to his room!!!

LOL Jfri type o’s hate them

okay dad is home bbl

dont burn down the tent

Tabby, yeah right, pleading innocence!

I had my eyes checked! They told me, I would however need a magnifying glass to see small objects! A SUPER magnifyed magnifying glass!

:-P

Yeah Doc, you love squirrels! That’s why you sit with a shot gun by your open window! SNERK!

I JUST CAUGHT SOMETHING! JFIR? ROFLACMEO!

TURD!

Boots? Gee I trained him better than I thought!

Dry lol did u catch the “why would you want turd for supper” thing?

GOOD KITTY! HERE’S SOME TUNA, YOU SWEET BOY! NOW, NEXT TIME I GO TO WAKE YOUR DADDY, AIM IN THE AIR, AND FIRE OFF ABOUT 4 ROUNDS! I’LL GIVE YOU FRESH SALMON AS A REWARD!

Yes Tabby, I did! Good post!

Well, you’ll just have to wait and see, Doc. Even the most LOYAL cats will turn on you if you offer fresh salmon!

Heck, I’ll turn on you for fresh salmon! :-D

NO I WOULD NOT! You’re confusing me with JFri,! (A lime mojito, maybe!)

Good evening all! No need to worry about my cold, I am getting better, and am done being sick, I’ve decided. Besides, this cold was a really weak one.

Hey Johnny! Good to hear!

hi im back

i get spell check and then i dont use it. funny huh? lol

bye DOC have a good night.

so my English teacher emails me this…………

Dear Tabby:

Houston, we have a problem–I cannot turn your web addresses blue. So, if they don’t turn blue, I cannot get to them to check your sources. Figure something out. Let me know if you think you can fix the problem. Over and out, **Tabby English teacher** (changed name for her safety*

can u see why i love english? i am ROFLACMBO

♫♪♫♫♪ ROASTING COYOTE OVER AN OPEN FIRE, JACK DANIELS TICKLING MY NOSE……..♫♪♫♫♪

MMMMMMMMMMMM!!! Garlic & sage BASTING sauce!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I’ll bet that HURTS where the spit went through!!!

Welp, homework time. bbl

jack daniels if you please, would you poor me another round

that’s all i remember of that song.

The original song was “Roasting chestnuts over an open fire, Jack Frost nipping at your nose….

……AND YOU DON’T DRINK!!!!!

AND YOU SIR, ARE A TURD! BIRD!

NO I DO NOT DRINK!!!! is that a question or a statement or you telling me i can’t im a little confused here.

i used to only listen to country music sorry.

AND HOW DARE YOU STEAL MY RECIPE!

AND YES TABBYLYNN, YOU DON’T DRINK! FOR SHAME GIRL!

:-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P

Anybody around here bowl? Seeing CSI tonight reminded me! I haven’t bowled for a while, but I liked it when I did! And I just gave away a liitle piece of CSI to a certain TURD! SNERK!

OH GREAT LINE just came to me! “ROASTING CHESTNUTS OVER AN OPEN FIRE? OH MY GAWD, HOW THAT MUST HURT! ROFLACMEO!

dry i still can’t believe you want to eat turd for turkey day. yuck girl yuck. lol

and no i do not drink i just know the song and was singing the song but didnt feel like going get the music notes

HEY TURD, YOU STOLE MY RECIPE! DON’T BE GIVING ME :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P

It’s a Christmas song, tabby!! And if you listen to country music……NO WONDER YOU ARE CONFUSED!! SNERK!!

Tabby you’re an ELDER in the TRIBE! OF COURSE YOU ARE CONFUSED! ROFLMAO!

Jfri USED TO LISTEN TO IT. NOT ANYMORE

Dry you have a point LOL

Dry, I saw that in a Playboy cartoon once! OUCH is RIGHT!! Oh, and I looked at them (Playboys) only for the articles and the cartoons!!

TURDKEY DAY???

NO I DIDN’T!! I STOLE YOUR BASTING SAUCE!!

And I bowled in a league!!

Dry I have a question mom.

what does the “E” stand for in your post about chestnuts…… the end of the post.

OH GREAT LINE just came to me! “ROASTING CHESTNUTS OVER AN OPEN FIRE? OH MY GAWD, HOW THAT MUST HURT! ROFLACMEO!

I have not went bowling since the first boyfriend……….wow that sounded bad bad bad bad. LOL its been a while lets say that.

My eyes out

JFRI WHAT?????

SO YOU ADMIT YOU STOLE MY SAUCE! AND I’LL BET I COULD KICK YOU TO THE CURB IN BOWLING, TURD!

Laughing & crying my eyes out!

TABBY, you don’t listen to country music anymore? Oh we have SAVED HER! YIPPEE!!

You could TRY, Dry!! What was your average??? 34??? SNERK!!!

JFri your eyes are out from looking at all those SINFUL Playboy picures! yea “I just read them for the articles and cartoons!” yeah right! :-D And I read Playgirl for the same reasons!

Jfri Lol i thought you were saying your eye fell out. wow. lol

dry lol :oP nope now i listen to Christian

JFri, 34? Heck that doesn’t even describe, oh never mind!:-D

More like you DROOLED all over Playgirl!!

GO ON, DRY!!! We’re ALL listening!! 34 won’t WHAT??

Tabby I was surprised, because of your links, how good some of the Christian music is. It’s good and it has a beat that brings it, well, I don’t know how to describe it, but it has a beat that is the same as songs today that teens listen to.

tabby, you ught to see the BRUISE Dry gave me!! Vicious woman!!

bbs need to wash the dishes. behave while im gone….

Dry no cooking jfri

and

Jfri no cooking Dry

while im gone. i want to come back to find you both on your best behaviors.

snerk lol yea right they couldn’t behave if you paid them to

tabby, that was the PIRATE whose eye fell out!!

dry yes, it has a great beat to it. It not what people catagorize Christian music to be. This is something for everyone and they even play “old hymns” like Amazing grace and others. its great. some of the ones Camry and myself like are by a guy named Toby Mac he realy gets the teens in. Love it.

JFri, Bruise I gave you? Oh you Turd!! Keep it up and I’ll give you another one! Then you’ll have matching bruises! And no I didn’t drool, not any more than you did over Playboy!

jfri hes been in the rum again has he?

LOL jfri you think i can protect you from dry you are mistaken my friend. fight your own battles bud

Tabby, don’t believe a word JFri says! He’s delusional! All I did was accidentally, (kind of) throw my bowling ball a bit too soon, and he was standing there in the lane, where he had no business being, and, oh well, things happen! :-D

NO TABBY, JFri’s been in my BASTING SAUCE!

DRY LOL”accidentally, (kind of)” LOL wow love it.

greatness.

and what is in that basting sauce?

back

Hello come out come out come out.

OH NO!!!! THE HAVE OFFED EACH OTHER!!!! NO NO NO NO NO sobs

i was standing BEHIND her when she hit me with the bowling ball! Tell the truth now BUTTERFINGERS!!

Jfri i did that before. it was so funny bc i went to the front and the ball went to the back. :o) lol

You weren’t standing behind me! Oh Yeah, you were, and I accidentally swung that ball around, and oh gee, DID I HIT YOU? I’M SORRY!

THEY ARE ALIVE!!!! THANK GOD!!

Not as sorry as you look spinning on that spit over an open fire!!

LOL

Well I hear Roadrunner meat is MUCH tastier than COYOTE!

ESPECIALLY WHEN IT’S BASTED!

JFRI

Do you know you’re a turd bird?

you two crack me up i tell u i love you guys

NOPE!

i think ill be going to bed soon. in about 10 more mins or so. bro has me saving something for him and it needs to cool a little longer first.

WELL YOU ARE!

Tabby, what has to cool?

some french meal thing he cooked for a party they are having tomorrow in french class. I have no clue what the name is….is peporine and cheese and eggs in a pie crust. thats all i know.

Are Dry and JFri done bickering, or should I go back to homework?

im going to bed. peace and love all night.

Sweet dreams Tabby!

Johnny don’t worry, you won’t get caught in our crossfire! LOL! You know how we are!

Good night Tabby! Regardless, I should get back to homework. What a way to spend Thursday night! Sheesh! bbl… again.

Johnny, it will be worth it! You will have a skill that is in demand.

Johnny just doesn’t get it, does he?

Oh I think he does! Remember us at that age, or at least me! ;-)

No, I DON’T remember you at that age!! SNERK!!

:-P SURE YOU DO!

Ok, I am half way through chapter 11. Who knew there was this much to know about the respiratory system?

I know it’s tough, but it will pay off for you! Hang in there, Johnny!

And if not, you can make millions off Fantasy Football! :-D

I doubt that, I am not doing well in my league that is playing for money, but thanks for the encouragement.

You are welcome! But you are kicking butt in our league!

Johnny, against my better judgment, and since I’m off tmr. I am waiting for the turn around! Being older doesn’t always make you wiser! LOL!

Definitely not wiser!! SNERK!!

Reminds me of a movie I saw where two characters are arguing, and one says, I’m older and I’m wiser. And the other responds with, yeah well, you’re half right! It made me laugh.

Yeah yeah I KNOW!!! Says she who fell asleep when she got home from work! :-P

Let’s do some more 11, and then I’ll check back in at the turnaround… bbl…. again…. again…

HEY!!! I wasn’t going to spill the beans on THAT!!!

And what are you doing here anyway? I still have my basting sauce and my baster ready to capture the turd bird to shove back in that oven that someone, who shall remain nameless (TABBYLYNN) let you out of!

OOPS! I gave her name away!

Johnny, I’m the wiser and JFri is the older, can’t you tell?

All while you are spinning on a spit over my OPEN FIRE!!!

And JFri is right, only about HALF the time, or less!:-P! Anyway, that’s what he always tells me! The TURD!

So now, the three of us are sitting here waiting for the turn around! Who all is hitting refresh every second?

Kep trying to sell those fairy tales, Dry!!

And now you two are bickering around and through me! Sheesh!