Just one more thing to be self-conscious about, huh? Also, so sorry for being a little absent recently, I was traveling for spring break! Now I’m backkkkk
Someone’s Going To Be Sleeping On A Blue Couch For A WhileNOT my story
I have worked in retail at the same hobby shop for twenty-two years. Twenty years ago, I had a customer come in screaming at me.
Customer: “You owe me a new set of kitchen cabinets and a new stove! This can of blue spray paint exploded all over my brand-new kitchen!”
Me: “Can I see the can, please?”
I took it out of the plastic bag. There was a large gash in the side of the can — pushed in, not blown out!
Me: “Do you have a blue steak knife, as well?”
Customer: “Yes, I do!”
Me: “Who opened the can?”
Customer: “My husband.”
Me: “The only person who owes you new kitchen anything is your idiot husband because he used a steak knife to open a can of spray paint.”
That took the wind right out of her. I went over to the paint rack and showed her how to properly open a can of spray paint. I even read her the instructions on opening it, too. When I popped the cap off, she jumped back like I had a rattlesnake in my hand and it was going to bite her.
luca.debus creator 8 months ago
Just one more thing to be self-conscious about, huh? Also, so sorry for being a little absent recently, I was traveling for spring break! Now I’m backkkkk
Yakety Sax 8 months ago
Someone’s Going To Be Sleeping On A Blue Couch For A While NOT my story
I have worked in retail at the same hobby shop for twenty-two years. Twenty years ago, I had a customer come in screaming at me.
Customer: “You owe me a new set of kitchen cabinets and a new stove! This can of blue spray paint exploded all over my brand-new kitchen!”
Me: “Can I see the can, please?”
I took it out of the plastic bag. There was a large gash in the side of the can — pushed in, not blown out!
Me: “Do you have a blue steak knife, as well?”
Customer: “Yes, I do!”
Me: “Who opened the can?”
Customer: “My husband.”
Me: “The only person who owes you new kitchen anything is your idiot husband because he used a steak knife to open a can of spray paint.”
That took the wind right out of her. I went over to the paint rack and showed her how to properly open a can of spray paint. I even read her the instructions on opening it, too. When I popped the cap off, she jumped back like I had a rattlesnake in my hand and it was going to bite her.
markkahler52 8 months ago
I wonder if Mimes snore….
Mario500 8 months ago
(senses quick criticism in this cartoon)
P51Strega 8 months ago
Most things come too easily to Margo; maybe trying to “fix” people is the challenge that will elude her.
ladykat 8 months ago
You probably all snore!
Mike Baldwin creator 8 months ago
Yikes! One more thing to worry about.
Chris Sherlock 8 months ago
Panels 1 and 2: Can relate, Andy. Can relate!
Solomon J. Behala Premium Member 8 months ago
Why be disappointed that your room-mate snores? Unless you hoped for a sleep-talker to pass the time.
Aladar30 Premium Member 8 months ago
Do they sleep in the same room or is Andy’s snoring so loud to go through the walls?