Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for April 01, 2024

Before he runs off, Arlo says: “Turn around, I believe I can find ’em.” :-D

Don’t stop the supportive dialog!

Congratulations you can be a model now.

My wife lost three pounds. She set down her pocketbook.

18 years ago, I lost 145 pounds. I divorced him .Divorce is a Great weigh loss program, I highly recommend it.

You really had me going—a nice way of saying I wasn’t even paying attention to you.

Maybe it was due to the exercise in yesterdays strip

Why haven’t women figured out that men literally can’t see a difference of 3 pounds on their figures?

She lost them and he gained them’

ha ha ha! Good one. :J

One year I put red food dye in the milk carton and when my younger brother finally rolled out of bed and dumped some cornflakes in a bowl he almost crapped when he poured “blood” on it.

Back in my military days, I would get called to go to different areas. I would tell everyone of our friends that my wife was going to loose 200 lbs of useless fat, but it would be back when my tour was over.

He may believe it? Sex seems to have been absent lately……out of sight out of mind!

At their age, I think both are doing quite well with their weight.

she did get some exercise on Sunday’s strip

“….It was actually 4 lb.”

this is cute, the kind of banter that a loving couple should have. I can’t play this joke on my sweetheart since we don’t have a scale handy

When I weigh in with my doctor, he subtracts three pounds for clothing. You hear me, Arlo?

At least she can laugh about it. Whatever happened to her letting her hair going gray?

Is there such a thing as low-larious?

I think the joke JJ is sending us is Arlo knows what day it and that he is being played. Then he decides to play along for Janis benefit of pulling her April Fool on Arlo!

Just as well he didn’t ask if they came off her boobs