WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for April 13, 2024

Lucky they never sailed in it, I’d say.

Or maybe the ship is made of plasterboard?

Must have been a bottle of hard liquor.

They sure don’t make them like they used to…

It IS a very lucky thing. You discovered the boat was worthless BEFORE you set out to sea.

Boeing’s building ships now?

I think that ship needs to be rebuilt.

All hull’s breaking loose.

um…no

This craft wasn’t christened Vasa II by any chance, was it? (The magnificent-looking new Swedish warship Vasa sank 20 minutes after launch in 1628.)

Glass-bottomed boat. :)

Is that Clarence and Ginny Thomas behind the woman with the bottle?

Take that bottle to a lab and have it analyzed for properties contributing to its extraordinary strength. It’s obviously a “breakthrough” material.

Actually, one of the reasons champagne is traditionally used is that a pressurized bottle is more likely to break easily.

For the size of the bottle used, it made a pretty Titanic hole.

She was demonstrating the durability of the new Tesla CyberYacht…. oops!