Cornered by Mike Baldwin for June 01, 2024

She widely travels the “bedpan” circuits.

Do you, Trixie, take John as your primary bank account?

Well, that depends…

“…as long as you both shall live?”

Personally, I love women who marry Johns.

If she’s willing to care, I’m willing to take it.

I bet Trixie has a ’’DNR’’ clause written in the prenup.

“In sickness and in health?” (OK, forget health, that’s way behind you)

Happening today at Blissful Arms Senior Living Center.

“the nurse with the purse”

And Dons

that would be an ‘I do’…

Maybe… what else ya got?!

Does she have to change his diapers? Depends. :)

I like the cumberbund

“In sickness and in more sickness, ’til death do you part.”

“And do you, John, have enough money in your acount to leave Trixie when you croak?” “Depends…” (There! I’m guilty of that, too!)

Trixie’s retirement plan

Could be a conflict of interest, she may hasten his departure.

In sickness (fingers crossed) and in… never mind.

Death doula dance.

I survived three years as a caregiver when my wife contracted ALS; she didn’t. Not especially humorous.

Just a caregiver will work!!!!

Who will probably get all of your possessions at your soon to be death…..

I’m sure it’s true love.