Red and Rover by Brian Basset for April 11, 2024

Of a choice of two, he chooses a third way. Interesting.

So, it is AT LEAST half empty.

Half water, half air. Also, who keeps drinking my water?

The optimist will say that the glass is half-full.

The pessimist will say that the glass is half-empty.

The engineer will say that the glass is twice the size it needs to be.

The politician will say that the glass will be full if he is elected, and empty if you vote for his opponent.

The project manager will want the air at the bottom and the liquid on top to make it more functional.

The guy from IT will suggest emptying the glass and refilling it.

Andy Capp said recently that he is a glass half-empty person but not in a pessimistic way. He sees his glass as half-empty as he is looking forward to the next glass.

The Consultant: A person who takes your watch, tells you what time it is, and then keeps it!

It’s twice as big as it needs to be. Use a juice or highball glass.

No need to get technical…just drink up already!

If I’m drinking it’s half empty. If you’re pouring it’s half full, keep going.

My boss once asked me, “Is the glass half empty or half full?” I told him that it depended on what was in the glass. If it was something I liked, it was half empty; if it was something I didn’t like, it was half full.

Her math skills are right on! But it doesn’t go along with the optimist’s thinking!

Andy Capp would say: “Is it beer? It’s gone!! How ’bout another?!”

Time to raise your hand to the bartender and ask for a refill.

Yep….dot every i and cross every t!!!!!!

If you drink it down, it will be empty and the problem will be solved.

If that glass of water were a bag of potato chips or box of cereal it would be labeled “Contents May Have Settled During Shipping” so people won’t sue the company for only filling the package 3/4 full.

If someone pulls that one on me, I reply “the glass is at 50% capacity”.

He’s going to make a fine engineer.

The worst pessimists say the glass is completely empty.

Just say a half of a glass

Someone with OCD might fill the glass, empty it into a measuring cup, note the volume, reduce it by half and mark the ‘half full’ spot.

Would it disturb your metaphysical world if I told you somebody stole my glass?