I want to give him a hug. Notice he doesn’t say “rich” or “famous” or even “successful”. Just “okay”. This feels like something in his life has made him genuinely worry that he /won’t/ be okay, and that’s not how a kid ought to feel.
All the drugs you took in your teen years warped your genes and you have a future daughter so delusional that she thinks she sees/talks with unicorns and the delusional unicorns are even more delusional then the daughter. Prepare for a huge lifetime of medical bills, at least until she turns 18 and then can be dumped on the states to fund.
Averagemoe 7 months ago
Is he afraid that he might end up like his own father?
ratton8 7 months ago
I want to give him a hug. Notice he doesn’t say “rich” or “famous” or even “successful”. Just “okay”. This feels like something in his life has made him genuinely worry that he /won’t/ be okay, and that’s not how a kid ought to feel.
codycab 7 months ago
Just learn a lot of dad jokes and you’ll be fine, Ethan.
sirbadger 7 months ago
Are his eyes acquiring a white area?
mccollunsky 7 months ago
Yeah, he turned out pretty well, nice wife, good daughter, there’s a living unicorn.
Kwen 7 months ago
You’d someday get a daughter that’ll be able to time-travel. And used it to spend time with you. And you have to ask if your life turned ok?
luca.debus creator 7 months ago
“weird and embarrassing but basically kinda cool” is honestly the best anyone can ever hope for
French Persons Premium Member 7 months ago
“Which stocks should I buy?”
Trond Sätre Premium Member 7 months ago
“And you’ll have at least one girlfriend that I know of…since you do get a wife.”
scyphi26 7 months ago
He would. :P
vonskippy 7 months ago
All the drugs you took in your teen years warped your genes and you have a future daughter so delusional that she thinks she sees/talks with unicorns and the delusional unicorns are even more delusional then the daughter. Prepare for a huge lifetime of medical bills, at least until she turns 18 and then can be dumped on the states to fund.