Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for April 20, 2024

Bow-chiggy-bow-wow!

Don’t give up on the nose.

Make sure you have a good partner.

Yesterday we went to a financial planner a couple of decades our junior. He’s also newly married, so it took us by surprise when he stepped out of his official role and asked how long we’d been married. When we told him, he got all serious and said, “If you don’t mind me asking, what’s the secret to such a long marriage?” For once, I was pretty sure this wasn’t just the usual chitchat of business because he was asking follow-up questions. It was actually cute.

But first, a word from our sponsor.

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Take the leap….

Not bad advice.

Yeah, man!

With Nike, you can do it all Knight!

That’s certainly why I always go to lonely old guys in sneakers for love advice.

Ummm…make sure there’s informed consent first, or you’ll be in a world of trouble.

Budha left a wife and a family to go on his “quest”.

The wise guy on the mountain just signed a sponsorship deal. His advice will be snappy slogans from now on. To attract a younger audience.

And he’s only 32…

Secret to love life……do it with selfless passion!