Oh, it is SO his fault–you can see it in his face–and she looks so sad, but going to make sure he feels guilty. Great captions for retro art–Mr. Lustig!!!
His friend, Dave, is in from out of town. They all decide to see a movie. A time is chosen, and Husband tells Wife, “We’ll be leaving at 3pm.” She agrees. At 3pm, Husband says, “We’re leaving.” Wife isn’t ready. She has her own car. Husband says, “It’s 3pm. I’m taking Dave, like we agreed. You can come when you’re ready. See you there.” When she finally arrives, she’s angry. Dave leaves them to discuss it. Later, he asks Husband, “What where you guys saying?” Husband: “I just explained to her that she didn’t have any reason to be angry.”
Clearly it was my fault, John.
He knows how anal I am about not being late to a movie. (The same as how the Woody Allen character in “Annie Hall” was.)
And, of course, women are NEVER late.
Another pal, aspiring actor, was always late for everything not actor related. “Why is that, Jerry?” “Well, Dave, my psychiatrist says it is a recognized pathology; something to do with drawing attention to myself.”
Of course, women NEVER do anything designed to draw attention to themselves.
FunnyDeeds over 15 years ago
Oh, it is SO his fault–you can see it in his face–and she looks so sad, but going to make sure he feels guilty. Great captions for retro art–Mr. Lustig!!!
ejcapulet over 15 years ago
Male logic that ends with “so none of it was my fault” - classic.
LAFan over 15 years ago
Yup. It’s Mr. Insincerity.
BenPanced over 15 years ago
Pfft. The fingerprints and CCTV footage mean nothing, baby!
BlueRaven over 15 years ago
Ejcapulet, that’s HUMAN logic, not male. Can we avoid the petty sexism, please?
David_Porta over 15 years ago
His friend, Dave, is in from out of town. They all decide to see a movie. A time is chosen, and Husband tells Wife, “We’ll be leaving at 3pm.” She agrees. At 3pm, Husband says, “We’re leaving.” Wife isn’t ready. She has her own car. Husband says, “It’s 3pm. I’m taking Dave, like we agreed. You can come when you’re ready. See you there.” When she finally arrives, she’s angry. Dave leaves them to discuss it. Later, he asks Husband, “What where you guys saying?” Husband: “I just explained to her that she didn’t have any reason to be angry.”
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator over 15 years ago
Dave, so the whole problem could’ve been avoided if they’d just gone to a 5 p.m. movie instead? Interesting!
cleokaya over 15 years ago
John Lustig. I discovered your strip not to long ago and love it. After your comment today I clicked on your avatar. I am a Bellinghamster.
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator over 15 years ago
Thanks, cleokaya. If you’re in Bellingham, you’re close. I’m in Seattle.
David_Porta over 15 years ago
Clearly it was my fault, John. He knows how anal I am about not being late to a movie. (The same as how the Woody Allen character in “Annie Hall” was.)
And, of course, women are NEVER late.
Another pal, aspiring actor, was always late for everything not actor related. “Why is that, Jerry?” “Well, Dave, my psychiatrist says it is a recognized pathology; something to do with drawing attention to myself.”
Of course, women NEVER do anything designed to draw attention to themselves.
3hourtour Premium Member over 15 years ago
I was sky diving,she was sun bathing nude,the wind blew my pants off and tossed me on top of her,and so you see….
owlsly over 15 years ago
mysandry runs deep here buoys…best be careful with your comments today