Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for April 12, 2024

Oh, it isn’t that kind of list.

Intuition

I’m guessing that sleep was not on the top of his list.

I guess Janis doesn’t know that a lot of work raises the male testosterone level.

Looks like Janis called his bluff. Arlo should know better than to make a promise he can’t fill.

Not sure why, but I first read panel 1 as Janis coming out of the bathroom stating “I pooped”.

I thought the list would start with something she’s already dressed for in the bedroom

He wrote it down!? On paper!?

Viagra can remove the bluffing.

Arlo, Arlo, Arlo…at least let us know that you gave it the “good ol’ college try” or took a raincheck. Maybe go for the back spasm that will need a night’s rest before resuming.

Wouldn’t Arlo’s list have only 1 item on it?

Nice try Arlo, but timing is everything. Janis knows you wouldn’t have the energy or anything else after working out of doors all day.

Arlo doesn’t do short term

Cmon everyone — Arlo’s list was full of kink. He figured Janis would be shocked but instead she called his bluff. Turned the tables. And it was Arlo who was shocked. Now he’s hoping she was only bluffing, too. Hoping. Ha ha ha. Good one today.

Evidently Arlo sleeps in the buff; always ready.

“One can wish…”It’s like the dog chasing the car and then catching it; now what?

Horizontal Mambo coming up.

Woah! Didn’t see the ’M in first word balloon for a second!