Andertoons by Mark Anderson for May 12, 2024

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    C  6 months ago

    This guy cuts me up

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    The Reader Premium Member 6 months ago

    If you have surgery now then in the future you won’t have to have it done when you need to have surgery!

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    edmund_graham  6 months ago

    “Let me amputate your leg now and get half off an amputation of the other later”

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    prince valiant Premium Member 6 months ago

    I had a defibulator ‘installed’ nearly a decade ago. Since then, I’ve changed cardiologists twice. I’d get a pre-screening and they wondered why I had a defib put in."I didn’t know! That’s what so-and-so decided!’ Turns out I was a victim of medical device “upsell”. Oh well…. And people wonder why medical insurance costs so much.

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    CoffeeBob Premium Member 6 months ago

    And your insurance won’t pay for it.

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    mistercatworks  6 months ago

    “How ’bout we Botox your fingernails for a $1000?”

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    wildlandwaters  6 months ago

    “I’m guessing the damage is already done, but you wouldn’t be able to remove a dead brainworm by any chance, wouldya??’

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