Andertoons by Mark Anderson for August 23, 2024

Never have your wife as your psychiatrist.

If they didn’t care if you were actually helped

can’t help a jerk

Surprised he agreed to therapy

“My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.”

they’re always the last to know…

told ya

It’s been diagnosed, but untreated

My wife and I went to couples counseling. After three sessions, she told us we were two people who should never have been together. We broke up … with the therapist … and were together 10 years until my wife’s death.

finally an honest shrink

I like this therapist.