Bliss by Harry Bliss for April 20, 2024

Put some blue pills in the furnace.

Needs a bigger boiler.

Time for a visit to the toy store.

Chugga chugga oh oh!

He thought he could. He thought he could. He thought he could. …

… but he couldn’t.

De-railed again

That’s what he gets for drinking Night Train Express.

There’s more than one way to skin a cat……..

WOW! His partner has a really weird fetish.

And he huffed and he puffed, and even thought ‘I think I can’. Alas, to no avail.

You really have to stoke those things!

A little too much steam, perhaps. He’s all red in the face.

These things happen.

Poor Lionel. He had a long run as the movie metaphor for sex. Then he ran out of steam. And the locomotive breath! Whew!

A little unusual for this ’toon to be risque, but this is funny.

This could effect his final performance review.

She looks steamed!

Gotta str…..uh, stoke the furnace.

The cartoon is more tragic than funny, I’m afraid.

“Overdrinking will do that.” said Thomas the Tanked Engine.

“Chew! Chew!” Cialis chewables!

Poor guy. He can’t even blow his whistle.

He he he!

A frustrated trainsexual.

Get a new engine……

Her: “Honey, you’re so ugly you could make a train take a dirt road.”

So the train did not enter the tunnel…