Super-Fun-Pak Comix by Ruben Bolling for July 05, 2024

Actually, that’s gazpacho from about three weeks back.

Look, give the Millenial a break! The dark matter was actually a backed up toilet.

No doctor. It just dork matter see.

Don’t look in his dresser, unless you want to see the wormholes in his clothes.

He calls anything he doesn’t understand or can’t explain “dark matter”.

Look again dad. It is a teaspoon of neutron star. Didn’t they teach you anything?

I knew I put it somewhere around here.

When our daughter was in high school we called her room “the midden.” Our granddaughters are both in high school now and the name applies to their rooms.

“Aw man, why do I have to clean up the Dark Matter?!? It’s not like anybody’s ever going to see it…”

Dark Matter appears to exist. The math supports it. The Hiiggs Boson was suggested to exist as early as 1961 by the math, yet it took 50 years for the experimental physicists to “prove” its existence under laboratory conditions.

It’s the difference between Theoretical Physics (Sheldon Cooper) and Experimental Physics (Leonard Hofstaeder); at one point some Experimental Physicists said they’d “proven” one of Einstein’s theories about gravitational effect on light, and his response was “I proved it with the math. If your experiment showed something different, it was your experiment at fault and not my math.”