Super-Fun-Pak Comix by Ruben Bolling for June 03, 2024

Pfft, he coulda killed bin Laden… or Charlie Sheen… or Michael Bay (This list keeps getting better…)

And my mom gave birth to an aggravator in 1972, me.

You’ll notice no light bulb over his head.

Thomas Edison. Born 1847. 164 years old in 2011. And he doesn’t look a day over 130.

Not tells me he invent Google.

From whom did he crib the idea?

That was his idea when he had private enforcers destroy all movie projector operations not paying his patent royalties.

Well that is Totally Fark ed up.

The man did electrocute elephants for his own personal gain.

Edison would have been very interested in that sort of thing.