Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for May 12, 2024

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    Leroy  8 months ago

    “Congratulations Tijan and Matthew…CONGRATULATIONS…I SAID CONGRATULATIONS!!

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    Leroy  8 months ago

    Whooo gets to keep the barn??

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    Pickled Pete  8 months ago

    Would have been a perfect time to mention something about a Happy Mother’s Day to all you moms out there!

    So, let me tell you of this little story:

    Mother’s Day

    Me and my Dad ordered my Mom to stay in bed one Mother’s Day morning. As she lay there looking forward to breakfast in bed, the smell of bacon floated up from the kitchen.

    But after a good long wait she finally went downstairs to investigate. She found us both sitting at the table eating bacon and eggs. She really looked quite perplexed, so I explained;

    “As a surprise for your special day Mom, we decided to cook our own breakfast.”

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    Bilan  8 months ago

    Tijan and Matthew couldn’t find the exit.

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    bpscg  8 months ago

    How would you UNSUCCESSFULLY attend 135 concerts?

    Pro tip: you can almost always leave the words “successfully” and “unsuccessfully” out of a sentence without changing its meaning.

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    cmerb  8 months ago

    I always wondered why one of my old girlfriends called me an Okapi ?

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    James Wolfenstein  8 months ago

    Only 25%? Makes sense… an owl divorce lawyer costs a fortune… :D

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    DawnQuinn1  8 months ago

    Who can afford to attend that many concerts? Only Warren Buffet, Bill Gates and Elon Musk. The cost for a ticket alone would bankrupt you.

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    DawnQuinn1  8 months ago

    Barn owls do NOT divorce. Lawyer’s fees would bankrupt them.

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    oish  8 months ago

    The Barred Owl in the neighborhood was complaining on mother’s day screeching “Who cooks for you! Who cooks for you all!”

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    Petemejia77  7 months ago

    Well whoop-de-do for the Browns! Now go get some hearing-aids!

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    PoodleGroomer  7 months ago

    Lunar eclipses last for hours. Solar eclipses will if you fly under the shadow in a very fast plane.

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    oakie817  7 months ago

    i can clean my ears and eyes with my tongue too

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    pearlyqim  7 months ago

    I can’t afford to go to 135 concerts in a lifetime!

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    Running Buffalo Premium Member 7 months ago

    The Browns spent a total $18,407.24 on concert tickets over the course of the year, an average of $68.17 per ticket.

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    Running Buffalo Premium Member 7 months ago

    No proof, but I imagine people that work concerts attend more than 135 a year.

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    fourteenpeeves  7 months ago

    Who gets custody of the mouse?

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