Close to Home by John McPherson for April 20, 2024

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    Yakety Sax  7 months ago

    From Not Always Right: They Didn’t Brainstorm That Very Well

    The East Coast of the US is currently getting hit by a very bad tropical storm, so all of our flights to and from a certain large airport on said coast have been canceling for obvious reasons.

    A couple who were booked on one of the canceled flights from the East Coast to my airport decided to drive instead, which is smart. They proceeded to drive approximately fifteen hours to our airport, paid ridiculous airport parking prices, and came into our baggage office to pick up their bags.

    Their bags that they checked in at the East Coast airport that canceled all of their flights.

    Their bags that were still at the East Coast airport.

    They were very confused when we explained that we didn’t have their bags because the flight was canceled, and they were even more confused when we explained that we absolutely could not get their bags until future flights weren’t canceled because the bags also arrive on the plane. I still don’t understand how they thought their bags were going to get to us.

    NOT my story!

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    Aficionado  7 months ago

    Don’t go in there, Bleeb!!

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    phritzg Premium Member 7 months ago

    When they wanted to save money, they’d buy Braind X

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    comixbomix  7 months ago

    I hope I don’t get ‘two scoops’…

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    The Orange Mailman  7 months ago

    Don’t ask about their version of Grape Nuts.

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    wirepunchr  7 months ago

    Dinner will be Ghoul-osh.

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    geese28  7 months ago

    Fish for lunch?

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    jbduncan  7 months ago

    Brought to you by Harvard mortuary?

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    Dobie  Premium Member 7 months ago

    … now with more Brains and red, yellow and blue marshmallow body parts!

    A tasty breakfast treat from the folks at General Meals!

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    CrimsonOne18  7 months ago

    This is so disgusting. I HATE zombies!!!

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    BoydAdams  7 months ago

    Caught me right-away after reading the brand……sick….funny as hell…but sick none-the less

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    Happy Tinkerbelle Premium Member 7 months ago

    even with the amazing zombie drawing, I still read the box first as Bran flakes

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    the lost wizard  7 months ago

    Two scoops. :)

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    waes-hael  7 months ago

    “For the Zombie who has trouble moving in the morning!”

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    dbrucepm  7 months ago

    for snack time the have Gray-Matter Granola

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  7 months ago

    It’ll give you brain farts.

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    eb110americana  7 months ago

    As a kid, I always thought Raisin Bran was healthy adult cereal. When I got older, I realized it’s chock full of as much sugar as any marshmallow, free-toy-offer, kid cereal.

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    norphos  7 months ago

    Oh no! It was only a matter of time. Inevitable pun.

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    mbrahms26  7 months ago

    Colon Flakes are even better!

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