Free Range by Bill Whitehead for April 14, 2024

Grey elephant “down”.

The parking lot doesn’t seem up to code. Where’s the drainage channels for effluents from the vehicles?

Guess it’s the same no matter veichle, you have to remember model and color?

This is why I always put a bow on the tail of my elephant.

Howdah heck are we going to find it?

Unfortunately, that only applies to Indian Elephants – otherwise, the 20.000 African ones due for Germany could be of good use…

A mental note is not worth the paper it’s printed on.

Maybe their elephant can find them since elephants never forget

You can imagine the startling ‘horn’ on one of those! I know – it’s actually a trumpet.

If you’re not the lead elephant, the scenery never changes.

Can elephants parallel park?

Just call its name. It’ll honk.

The elephant remembers EVERY place they’ve ever parked.

Walmart: India Edition

Don’t worry, the repo man had no problem.

They went for sandwiches at the local Delhi.

We’re in the Itchy lot.

Parking lot full of SUVS.

Were they at the pachydematologists office again?

just hit the panic button on the remote

Try your Tarzan yell. Yours should respond.

The latest green transportation plan.

It’s straight ahead, safaris he can tell.

They must all be electrics because they have the trunks (frunks) up in front.

You would have the same problem at a Camelot.

Ask the elephants; they never forget.

Good luck getting the key fob to work.

None of them get good milage, but the trunk space is incredible.

Free Range Elephants :)

“Here Shep! Here boy!”