Crumb by David Fletcher for April 20, 2024

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    Yakety Sax  7 months ago

    From Not Always Right: This Bakery Is Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

    Customer: “Excuse me, but I wanted to ask about a custom cake order.”

    Me: “Of course!”

    Customer: “Well, it’s a retirement cake for my dad, who is an English professor. He’s a grumpy old git at the best of times, and he said he doesn’t want a cake. We said it would be good for the party, so he said he would be willing to have a cake as long as the bakery could write this on it.”

    Me: “We don’t do swear words or anything explicit.”

    Customer: “Oh! No, it’s nothing like that. It’s… well… Read it for yourself.” Hands me a note

    Note: “A sesquipedalian’s favourite word is floccinaucinihilipilification.”

    Me: “I see.”

    Customer: “He’s being an a**e, I know. He knows it wouldn’t fit.”

    Me: “We could make a loaf cake? It’s long and thin and, dare I say, perfect for extra-long words?”

    Customer: “Oh, really? You can do that?!”

    Me: “Just be lucky we charge per word and not letter!”

    The cake was made, and it came out lovely, if I do say so myself.

    A few weeks later, the customer is back, this time with an older gentleman.

    Customer: To the old gent “This is the woman who made your cake.”

    Older Gent: Narrowing his eyes “Touché…”

    NOT my story!

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    phritzg Premium Member 7 months ago

    The only bombs I know that birds make are the ones you find on the picnic tables and benches you want to use.

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    ladykat  7 months ago

    Now, you’ll have an excuse for not eating your breakfast.

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    Steverino Premium Member 7 months ago

    This strip is pretty crummy.

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    daleandkristen  7 months ago

    Bon appétit.

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    Impkins  Premium Member 7 months ago

    Hey Hoover lips! You missed a fry! :)

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    Kirk Barnes Premium Member 7 months ago

    “more crumbs than a bomb in a bakery” has been added to the lexicon. Subject awaiting opportunity to dispense.

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