Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for April 25, 2024

‘Your moon is waxing and Uranus is in opposition.’. Hilarious.

I bet they should be wearing gasmasks right about now

“If you’ve got trouble, wait, don’t run!

This kind of trouble is lots of fun!"

Anyone remember that commercial?

STOP!. Uranus is just a frat joke mispelled.

First panel. “Nuts”. Arrow pointing at Astral Bob.

You’re welcome.

Not sure my mind can process butt hole jokes this early in the morning

Satch. if you ate a wheel of cheese everybody else would be having problems – breathing probably!

Bob reminds me of a line from an episode of “Hogan’s Heroes” where the ‘psychic’ Marya says “The stars are never wrong. Sometimes my interpretation is not so good…”

The board may never lie. But waxing moons do.

OMG, Hilarious!!!!!

If Satch ate a wheel of cheese, it would clearly be in opposition (to him).

I once had a 3-year chart cast for my birthdate and time. Gotta admit, it was accurate as all get-out! Those daily horoscopes are generic and done for entertainment purposes only. That, and the Moon is in opposition to Uranus today.

It’s like that one time in 2003 when they tried to read horoscopes to find the easy way out of their problems!

‘Uranus is in opposition’. Sounds like a prison movie.

Waiting for this story arc to end. And never return.

So Satchel’s all bound up, so to speak.