Strange Brew by John Deering for April 18, 2024

I guess that must be the price he pays for having super-powers.

It’s a man thing!!!

Be sure to light a candle!

My fortress of solitude is equipped with several porcelain fixtures, an exhaust fan, and plenty of light for reading. Turning off the fan helps enforce the solitude…

Couldn’t you have a man cave like your friend Bruce?

Fartress of Solitude

I’ll bet the puzzles in her newspaper are superhard to solve.

Extra-strong bathroom fixtures were scavenged from his original escape ship.

What a silly toon. Everyone knows Superman doesn’t wear his cape inside the house.

THE Superhero. Last week at auction, a copy of Action Comics #1 went for $6,000,000. Previous record for a comic book was Superman #1 for about $2,000,000. He’s looking good for 86 years old.

Would that be the one with the pretty white alabaster throne?

Don’t forget to flush.

Clark Kent hold it anymore.

Flush twice — it’s a long way to The Daily Planet, now that it’s owned by the Murdoch cartel.

Situations like this are the reason I stopped reading comic books almost 30 years ago. In my day (I grew up in the 1960s), superheroes were busy fighting supervillains, and they didn’t do mundane things like go to the bathroom. This just isn’t my generation’s Superman. Sigh . . .