Cornered by Mike Baldwin for June 02, 2024

Small: A “Clockwork Transient”. Large: By “unpopular demand”.

1. Timing is everything.

2. If he doesn’t improve, eventually we’ll have to pull the plug.

2. I always wanted to do a comic (if I could draw) with a priest at church screaming insults at the congregation. From the pews someone says, “I see we’ve reached critical mass.”

Now they find out that he was supposed to be on a DNR order.

And they can see why.

Small: I have a pendulum clock that’s only right twice a day, but it’s always Happy Hour somewhere. Large: Stick his butt in a wheel chair, tell him his insurance won’t allow him to be there any longer, and show him the door. Happens in hospitals all the time.

…….and he doesn’t seem to be very nice!!!!!

he even has a five o’clock shadow…

1. Shopping in trashy alley?

2. Look like some steenky boss who abusing employees. Why’d ya saves his life?

1. I’m guessin’ the watch is broken and stuck on 5:00… soooo, yeah… I woulda waited, too.

2. You left out all the N’s… like nitwit, nimrod, numbskull, nincompoop and knucklehead!

(I know, I know… knucklehead starts with a K… but it fits in there!)

Panel #1 doesn’t make sense…

Does anybody really know what time it is? Does anybody really care?

The joke is funny, but why the homeless people?

I can’t wait until we show him the bill. :)

Caption 1: It’s five o’clock somewhere, even an alley.

Caption 2: He’ll stop sooner O.R. later.

XD, today!

It’s good to know it’s 5 o’clock somewhere.

Just give the patient a chill pill.

Quitting time.

Very sad……

…and he’s got the shadow to prove it.

He’s critical now, but will go on to be a stable genius.