Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for April 12, 2024

I’d say you’re giving him ideas, but he’s ‘been there, done that’…and worse.

“The good thing about the Plague is that I don’t have to shake hands with those disgusting people.”

This is a classic! So perfect, it’s not even funny.

You forgot to include Judas as he preached to his loyal flock in 2008: “ his was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal …"~~Barack Hussein Osama. And then 8 years later bought two $10 million CO2-polluting homes at sea-level in Martha’s Vineyard & Hawaii where illegal immigrants are prohibited.

Oh, NOW Ttumpers believe in global warming. What happened to “Drill Baby Drill”

“So what happens is this guy falls off right on his face hits his head. And I thought he died. And you know what I did. I said, ‘Oh, my god, that’s disgusting’ and I turned away. I couldn’t, you know, he was right in front of me. I turned away. I didn’t want to touch him.”

Donald Trump on The Howard Stern Show – July 16, 2008

MAGAt philosophers ask, ‘Could the Orange Savior create a lie so big that even He couldn’t tell it?’

Yup. Trump’s bible is blasphemy. Toward God and country.

Selling a book he’s neither written nor read isn’t new to trump.

The jokes write themselves with this clown.

The amazing thing is that no matter how obvious of a con man he is, his followers refuse to see it.

And an ACTUAL Christian billionaire would be giving away Bibles, wouldn’t he? And money, wouldn’t he?

Pulitzer worthy. As usual.

@rubenbolling, sorry dude, only one ‘l’ in extol… Yeah, maybe I should focus on what you’re saying and not so much on the spelling, but, hey, I calls ‘em like I sees ’em. Love your work, btw, in case it wasn’t clear.

Sadly, many so-called Christians, think that the Indicted, Wannabe Dictator is the Second Coming, while others support him as the anti-Christ who is hastening the End of Days.

They view his indictments and trials for criminal and civil transgressions to be akin to religious and political persecution by unbelieving, baby-murdering sinners.

They’ll view it as his sacred martyrdom should he eventually go to jail for his villainy!

( The rest of us will see it as a bloody great relief that justice has finally triumphed over Trump! )

The real problem is that even though many of his followers realize what a scumbag he is, he has somehow convinced them (without evidence) that Biden is worse.

Best Bug ever, Tom. Thanks.

I will celebrate his death with a clear conscience knowing it is for the greater good of mankind.

In the Jubilate section, shouldn’t that be Michael? For extra credit, kids, find the word spelled like Trump might.

People are saying this is the greatest bible ever.

$60 bucks for 4 things that are in the public domain; pure Donnie.

And for the record, folks, the Founders wrote – a lot – and they made it perfectly clear that 3 of those things have nothing to do with the 4th!

Uh, can somebody hurry up and crucify that guy? Please??

Supply-Side Jesus, now with real Bigotry!

Pre-election special:

“Act now, and with every billionaire donation, get a free peek at the 666 under my combover!”

It would be a LOT funnier, if it were not so true. I always think “What would Trump do?” and then do the opposite, kind, thoughtful, rational thing.

If reincarnation is real, I’ll bet quite a bit that Trump is the reincarnation of Judas Iscariot……..

We’ve had “Bible Thumpers”…now, we have “Bible Trumpers”?

I’m disappointed in this one. Where’s the satire?

35% of the nation sees nothing wrong here.

There’s a whole book with nothing but “Jesus and Moses go golfing” jokes.

LoL, LoL!

Today’s offering is sad … but true.

It’s too bad that no Republican voter will ever see this, or if they do they’re told to NEVER believe these lies …

Did he usurp Supply Side Jesus?!

Any real god would do something never-to-be-forgotten about that pustule

This Bible placed here by the Gideon Society, property of the Watergate Hotel and Historical Site

“Some of the worst people alive got every good thing. That was the beginning of the end of God-fearing. Since then, religion has dwindled down to making up excuses for why God doesn’t do what he was supposed to do.”

“Hero” – Thomas Perry