Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for May 30, 2024

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    Alabama Al  5 months ago

    His voice doesn’t echo. And has anyone ever noticed Dick Cheney walking by a mirror?

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    Decepticomic  5 months ago

    Another mass murdering war criminal still alive today. Evil never dies. Or it does, but it gets to live to be 100. Right, kissinger?

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    Vet Premium Member 5 months ago

    Another draft dodger….said he had more important things to do than military service. Evil? He did run Halliburton among his many contributions! Frac kings of the world…..and a great hunter!xD

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    wrd2255  5 months ago

    2001 Ruben. This is 2024 calling. He gets a lot worse. And don’t EVER go hunting with him!

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    Ignatz Premium Member 5 months ago

    You would think Dick Cheney jokes would be dated, but this is still funny.

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    Skeptical Meg  5 months ago

    I thought W was sunk when cheney called a NY Times reporter an a**hole, and W replied “big time”, on an open mic. “Well”, I thought, “there goes the religious right vote”. Silly me.

    Then cheney talked about being in a helicopter flying over Arlington Cemetery and seeing “all of the crosses” on the graves. When, of course, there are no crosses in Arlington (or other national cemeteries in the US, I believe). “Well”, I thought, “there goes any thought that he’s honest about anything. And W didn’t call him out, so by inference….” But now I realised that the RW in general, the “religious” right in particular, don’t care about any of their own principles.

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    bbenoit  5 months ago

    The sad part is he would be considered a RINO today…

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    notmoving Premium Member 5 months ago

    :)

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    Wit Memo Premium Member 5 months ago

    When it comes to Undermining Our Democracy, that man was a piker! Did it never occur to him to claim that the 2008 and 2012 elections WERE STOLLEN?!?!

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    mfrasca  5 months ago

    Ruben is prescient: Cheney had a heart transplant in 2012.

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    Cozmik Cowboy  5 months ago

    I recall when the thing about Lincoln’s & Kennedy’s secretaries was A Thing. And as an historian specializing in the US, I can assure you that it is not true.

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    Steverino Premium Member 5 months ago

    Actually, in Florida, there WAS an island populated by monkeys (they are Macaque monkeys and were brought there as a tourist attraction by a tour boat operator. Unfortunately, he forgot that monkeys can swim….

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    Teto85 Premium Member 5 months ago

    He needs to invite Alito and Thomas to a hunting trip

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    tims145  5 months ago

    Dick Cheney, bravely stepping up to an undisclosed location on 9/11/01 in the hope that the presidential succession plan would finally pay off for him.

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    zenyattafan  5 months ago

    Lincoln did not have a secretary named Kennedy; his secretaries were John Hay and John G. Nicolay. Snopes demolished that list of Kennedy-Lincoln “coincidences.”

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    Vaporman  5 months ago

    Why did Dick Cheney keep needing heart transplants?

    …because they kept turning to stone…

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    eddi-TBH  5 months ago

    Unfortunately the baboon’s conscience and soul are non-transferable.

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