Sherman's Lagoon by Jim Toomey for April 23, 2024

You can’t be Siri-us.

Guess we know who sponsored today’s comic.

It beats “crapper”, or “latrine”

Meghan is starting to sound like her husband now!!!

Dang, Jeff Bezos’s reach extends all the way into the depths of the ocean.

Guru cute.

I think it’s best to just go by wise guru instead of telling your name.

Lame.

I wonder what type of fish Alexa is; a guruper, maybe?

Giggle.

And then the guru will ask if you want a previous purchase added to your basket.

At least his name’s not as embarrassing as that as one of the main villains from “Ranma ½” (if anybody knows what I’m talking about).

Alexa, what’s the meaning of “sold-out”?

No really Jim, Today’s comic is funny!. Thanks for the laugh!

Only Alexa that works underwater.

Siri, you jest

Why guru not use articles?

I prefer Siri with the British accent.

Especially for a gender-unspecified-but-wearing-a-beard assumed-male guru.

Siri would suit a guru better.

Life: noun

1) The property or quality that distinguishes living organisms from dead organisms and inanimate matter, manifested in functions such as metabolism, growth, reproduction, and response to stimuli or adaptation to the environment originating from within the organism.

2)The characteristic state or condition of a living organism.

3)Living organisms considered as a group.

Indeed it is.