Sherman's Lagoon by Jim Toomey for May 04, 2024

Fore example?

What ? He driving remotes 310 yards ?

Better than the strip bar!

Well, he’s orange, corrupt, and spends a lot of time playing golf. Sounds familiar.

That depends on your definition of work.

My dad was an avid golfer, and also a well liked VP at the bank where he worked. The bank paid for his membership at the local golf club where many business relationships were made.

No secret that there is a lot of wheeling and dealing done on the golf course.

If by ‘work’, do you mean burying TV remotes all over the golf course?

Of course you do, Hawthorne.

Never paid much attention until now but, I thought Sherm was a great white shark. How is it that he is no larger than the tortise?

Wow! Is somebody tracking golfers now?

That’s par for the course.

Politics is a lot like golf…Hawthorne cheats at both.

My daughter was a business major and was strongly encouraged to take golf in college, for that very reason, to make business contacts.

Mostly dreaming up ridiculous schemes.

Probably the same amount of work that Trump gets done on the course.

I’m here from 1998.. why is Hawthorn butt naked?? Did I miss something? I know he likes stripping but this is a whole other level.

Hawthorne protests too much, me thinks.