Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for April 23, 2024

Seen on a gentlemen’s club sign “WE GOT RID OF THE UGLY ONE”

Gotta admire her dedication!

At her age, she has to take the shots while she’s still able.

This must be a very classy joint, complete with with a fancy cuspidor too!

Those gals get better looking, the more you drink.

whoa – just – whoa. a very small gin and tonic with a twist of lime.

Miss Kitty in old age.

Well Rod could say no, changing his mind.