Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for April 26, 2024

Maybe change his entire face while you’re at it

Why draw it? Just take a picture and send it, it is much easier than drawing

How to catfish a prisoner.

ehhh 6/10

George Costanza gets a prison penpal.

Is it possible to some how draw me 6 inches taller? That’d be great.

so now it won’t be catfish, it’s just “my nephew drew me wrong!”

Poll: is uncle Ted handsome/ good looking

Wait where is his jawline

Nate’s more better to make an accurate drawing if he worked off of a photo of Ted.

Gonna need a lot of artistic license for this picture.

She probably deserted the army, which is an automatic 5-6 years of confinement.

maybe uncle ted should just start mewing

I once had a family photo. When they found out that I could do Photoshop, they wanted a few things changes. My sister in law was short, so wanted to look taller. My bother in law was bald, so wanted hair. My uncle was old, with white hair, so wanted to look younger with dark hair and my mother in law wanted bigger boobs.So I did it and they all loved their new look. Apart from my mother in law that said they weren’t big enough as I’d only upgraded them to a double D

You know it’s bad when even Nate is done with him.

Does Ted want to mew

Nate should draw Uncle Ted real tall.

No kid could draw any sort of real portrait.

There is evidence that before the advent of cameras, most times painters were paid to make the people look better than they really looked (physical descriptions did not usually match the paintings).

He hasn’t even met her yet and he’s already lying. Online dating in a nutshell.

and make me look like the rock while you’re at it =)

That’ll cost you extra.

Bro. Uncle Ted is killing me 7/10

and 50 pounds less weight of course…..

BRuh Overall Rating: 7/10

this arc isnt even that bad im entertained by it

Uncle Ted, just mew.

He sounds quite desperate.

7/10, take a photo! Oh wait, the camera would be horrified by your face.

Also, perhaps some Zoolander abs young Nate?

Honestly at this point I’m waiting for next week to arrive, because his mystery girlfriend might not show up until 2030.

This week has been a drag sofar. We need Exotica to show up soon.

With all the males in Nate’s family balding so early it would be reasonable to assume the same could happen to Nate (if he ever aged).

I’m going against my best wishes, and trying to get 1st comment by staying up! Wish me luck ;)

Why not just….mew?

Sigma Male