Too Much Coffee Man by Shannon Wheeler for April 10, 2024

It’s a sign!

Warning:  Objects in your peripheral vision are closer than they appear

Can you feel it? No? How about now?

I thought it was more of a general thing, until just now.

Suddenly I’m hungry for a stake, rare, and with a side of French fries.

This is the kind of vampire killing stake everyone needs in their just-in-case vampire apocalypse kit.

It serves dual purpose: killing, and warning others.

Somebody tired of seeing it?

Very clever. I love dark humor. I read it that the clean shaven victim, has passed by a deranged doomsday guy, who has made good on his word.

“The Sharp End is Near”