Brevity by Dan Thompson for April 24, 2024

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    C  7 months ago

    Personal affairs

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 7 months ago

    Her scent drives me nuts

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member 7 months ago

    Poor sap.

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    distortion  7 months ago

    I love their shoes.

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    Kaputnik  7 months ago

    Do you pine for her?

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    Quantum Leaper  7 months ago

    Legs should have been brown, like bark on the tree.

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    RussHeim  7 months ago

    I’m about to o-pine on this pun . . .

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    Just-me  7 months ago

    One pine needling another?

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    Doug K  7 months ago

    Some trees always have been and always will be jealous …

    - they are ever green.

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    Kornfield Kounty  7 months ago

    “Sir, it’s a taxicab air freshener.” Tommy Boy

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    P51Strega  7 months ago

    Fir is murder!

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    Jeff0811  7 months ago

    Hey…, Move your Aspen.

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    formathe  7 months ago

    Fir sure, dude!

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  7 months ago

    That’s Norway to treat a tree, Douglas.

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    amaneaux  7 months ago

    So what are you going to do, call the copse?

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    mokspr Premium Member 7 months ago

    I cedar problem here…

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    norphos  7 months ago

    Space and Spruce begin and end the same. But not enough of a rhyme or alliteration to make a good pun. Not up to Mister Thompson’s usual excellence. But cartoonists work on deadline, and even genius artists like Thompson, Watterson and Larson have off days.

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    dbrucepm  7 months ago

    O Christmas tree, keep your limbs away from she

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