Brevity by Dan Thompson for April 27, 2024

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    The Reader Premium Member 7 months ago

    He does meet the age requirement.

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    cracker65  7 months ago

    And yet another subtle pun.

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    Doug K  7 months ago

    Well … give him a pamphlet to read.

    Tell him to bring his high school or equivalency diploma next time.

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    Izzy Moreno  7 months ago

    He’ll grow into his boots.

    Also, inside them.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  7 months ago

    “What will his rank be?”

    “That’s private.”

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    bobbyferrel  7 months ago

    Do infants have as much fun in the infantry as adults do in adultery?

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    Just-me  7 months ago

    He likely has the commando crawl down already.

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    PaulGoes  7 months ago

    When he grows up, he can join the adultery.

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    gammaguy  7 months ago

    I have an infant tree. I planted the seed a year ago.

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