Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for April 24, 2024

One less friend. You only get my chocolate if you pry it from my cold, dead fingers.

Why do their shirts always match? Curious.

And newly found trust issues, don’t forget that.

So true.

I don’t know what Billy has, but Sam has a broken arm.

A poorly worded question.

Three Stooges’ Teacher: “If you had a dollar, and your father gave you a dollar, how much would you have?” Larry: “One dollar.” Teacher: “You don’t know your arithmetic.” Larry: “You don’t know my father.”

One friend with a black eye and six candy bars again.

Well he’s not wrong.

The clean copper clappers kept in a closet were stolen by Claude Cooper the kleptomaniac from Cleveland.

Six. He punched Sam in the nose and took back his candy bars.

This is the math lesson, Michael; not philosophy.

a FORMER friend.