Rubes by Leigh Rubin for April 20, 2024

Dawg gone it

He didn’t eat it. He smoked it!

But it’s good “ruffage!”

Cut him some slack. Today is 4/20.

Using the excuse, “I ate my own homework.” did not work.

Now, why would you do a silly thing like that?

This sort of thing happened to me. A fellow lab tech went to chef school and would often bring some samples to work. While enjoying some of her creations, I commented that she could tell her teachers that her fellow workers ate her homework.

That homework must be delishafizzle shizzle

At least save one piece for the teacher.

I finally noticed what’s on the door. Hey, better baked goods than paper.

I wonder what kind of trouble he’ll get into in Spying 101.

Shouldn’t it be “I will not smoke my homework”???

And, just like Bart Simpson, he’s writing them left-handed (two reasons for that; one, Simpsons creator Matt Groening is also left-handed; two, it’s so his body doesn’t block what he has already written from the screen)

“Hey Snoop, why do you always carry an umbrella?”

“Fo’ drizzle.”

Today is 4/20/2024. Which when written backwards is still 4/20/2024.

The Last Meal

Ha ha..Baking 101.

Hilarious! LOLOL

Did Nate Dogg, too?