Mother Goose and Grimm by Mike Peters for April 26, 2024

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    Wilde Bill  8 months ago

    and driving with a suspended license.

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    potfarmer  8 months ago

    And she’s a member of DAMM.

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    wirepunchr  8 months ago

    Thank goodness she wasn’t driving on highway 105.

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    CaveCat87  8 months ago

    Come on, Grimm, that’s no excuse for Mother Goose’s poor driving.

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    Blaidd Drwg Premium Member 8 months ago

    You mean she was driving backwards??

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    fritzoid Premium Member 8 months ago

    I couldn’t learn in school because I had dailysex.

    I mean dyslexia.

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    scottland1013  8 months ago

    I actually tried to use this excuse many years ago. The officer did not find it amusing.

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    BarbWitch  8 months ago

    I tried that exact excuse the first time I got pulled over. Didn’t work then, either.

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    Stephen Gilberg  8 months ago

    Being colorblind doesn’t excuse running the lights.

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