Peanuts by Charles Schulz for May 31, 2024

Ah, the good old days of TV.

We now pause for station ID.

Patty would prefer the FM radio station in my home town. Their strap line was “All the music, without all the talk.”

All the education without all the blather. re: “All the music, without all the talk.”

We will be back after these messages…

She’ll need some kind of break now.

No, the teacher streaming.

Did Peppermint Patty complete her handwriting from yesterday?

Am I boring you? Apparently so

We interrupt this chain of commercials with a brief teaser for some news that we will eventually get to after some more ads.

Wake up little Susie, Wake up!

If this were Danae, she’d be in the principal’s office by now. Fortunately, Patty’s teacher is a bit more forgiving of kids who sleep during class.

Wrong station Patty. This program is presented without commercial breaks.

Are we sure that ‘Peppermint’ Patty and ‘Skylar’ (Shoe) are not somehow related ? They seem to come up with similar answers.

I used to fall asleep when I had to go to 8 o’clock classes after working until 3 AM loading trucks

That’s not funny, sir.

If she’s falling asleep in class she might have underlying issues that should be looked into.

The TV Generation. (I’m a member)

This lesson is commercial free.

She’s gonna get neck whiplash from being popped awake so often

Peppermint patty always falls a sleep in class