Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for April 24, 2024

…And this is why Detroit police officers like to retire in Kentucky.

We’ve dozens of three minute pizza vending machines around our town. The first was installed Wednesday, 24th May 2017.

2017 / 05 / hole-in-wall-pizza

Rome seems a little behind my French town. And RBION is again giving us false information. I do wish that they would research their claims before posting…

Wow! It’s a wonder that guy is still alive.

After waiting in line, he finally gets to the counter, and he orders a pint of beer, because you can get beer at McDonalds in Germany.

An American customer overhears the man’s order, and he approaches the German man and says, “How could you be so stupid? you cannot order beer here.” while laughing at the German man right to his face.

The German man thinks for a second and then he starts laughing uncontrollably. Not just any laugh. This is a laugh so intense that he is struggling not to fall over.

The American customer is no longer laughing. He now has a puzzled look on his face. He asks the German man, “What’s so funny?”

That pizza wouldn’t be the same without that hand gesture.

Gorske had eaten 30,000 Big Macs between ’72 and ’18. Whoo!

Be curious to see Donald Gorske’s triglycerides! This will catch up with him.

Donald Gorske must weigh over 300 pounds!

The pizza vending machine has been around for 25 years in Japan.

Donald extended his record but shortened his lifetime.

I like a Big Mac as well as any man-woman, but, that many.

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Too bad they don’t have a Casey’s in Italy.

Was the pig on death row?

Pizza only takes about 2-3 minutes in any standard pizza oven or a home oven set at the correct temperature.

To change the subject from pizza (smile) – I can’t believe anyone would actually eat two Big Macs a day for a year.

MacDonalds, gets beef from south America, that doesn’t seem fresh.

It’s not amazing that a pig would be on Bacon Creek Road, it’s amazing that they would even name it Bacon Creek.

the pizza thing seems a bit desperate as an RBION entry.

MacDonald’s tried that in Canada but it flopped…literally. The crust became too soggy because of the microwave, and the paper plate was too flimsy. Not much as far as toppings go. Tomato paste, cheese and a couple of pieces of pepperoni.Lasted one year.

Pizza machines will eventually be permanently clogged by loose melted cheese