JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for April 24, 2024

I once knew a concert promoter; she sometimes offered me free tickets to lesser known artists.

I once tried to score front row seats to Kristin Chenoweth, but the best that I could manage was all the way up in the back row. Wish I brought binoculars.

Probably a wise policy, Joe. Next thing, Peterson would be expecting all A’s in his police course.

And Peterson is -——-?

Uh-oh. More shady cousins?

You’re in debt so MANY people that your only saving grace is the fact that so many OTHER people are in debt to you.