Sadly, it’s a typical pathetic rap sheet among the wino Dead Enders at the downtown public bus station. The stubs of amputated limbs due to old wars are common.
This looks only somewhat like that mechanical bucking beastie that bested me, as seen, squinting, through the hurtful foggy stupor at Billy-Roy Bobb’s Flying T&A Ranch Junque Bar & Wild West TSA Training Lounge….
Randy B Premium Member 9 months ago
I’m going to need an anatomy chart for this… creature before I can say whether it’s urinating.
Superfrog 9 months ago
Looks like you’re aiming for the trifecta.
PraiseofFolly 9 months ago
Sadly, it’s a typical pathetic rap sheet among the wino Dead Enders at the downtown public bus station. The stubs of amputated limbs due to old wars are common.
Huckleberry Hiroshima 9 months ago
I’m not so sure loitering counts anymore.
Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member 9 months ago
Is that a 5 legged boy sheep or a 3 legged girl sheep leaking breast milk?
(I’ll take my answers offline)
Brass Orchid Premium Member 9 months ago
Sounds like somebody is ready to be put out to pasture.
3hourtour Premium Member 9 months ago
…for someone who has broken the law…
…they have not completed their sentence…
…or…
…it is non-complete sentence…
…ugh…
…if you have to explain it …
…in other news…
…artificial intelligence…
…may not be artificial…
….but it is not human intelligence…
…how did Scrooge say it?….
…There’s more of gravy than of grave about you…
…having to make decisions with upset stomachs…
…headaches…
…heartaches…
… lust …
… jealousies …
…fear…
…loathing…
…now…
…that’s real…
…soon…
…algorithms …
… data…
.. percentages…
…conformity…
…will confirm our decisions…
…ie…
…more of the same…
…thank more gravy than of grave…
…for Frog Applause…
…Resistance is futile…
…whether is is FU-tile…
…or…fyoo-toll…
…how do you say it?…
…opps there goes that million kilowatt dam…
charles9156 9 months ago
thinking there’s more to this story ;+)
ChukLitl Premium Member 9 months ago
Minor infractions, until the malice aforethought leads to a felonious coverup.
Linguist 9 months ago
You can loiter while you litter, and certainly urinating in public is a literation of littering.
The Old Wolf 9 months ago
Just don’t interfere with yourself in public or they will stick you in the dockAnd you won’t come back
coltish1. 9 months ago
Hey! Hold still for your mug shot.
pat sandy creator 9 months ago
guilty…
willie_mctell 9 months ago
My mom grew up in a rural town in Iowa. Her cousins tried a lamb as a pet. They discovered that lambs can’t be housebroken.
*Space Madness at The Station* 9 months ago
On The Througho Way or Underground Way.
davidob 9 months ago
Hang on, it’s just the trash talking. Silence is golden.
charles9156 9 months ago
love the notebook background ;+)
Mike Baldwin creator 9 months ago
And yet we still love our pets.
6turtle9 9 months ago
I do all three here everyday; and sometimes the Hokey Pokey, too.
Howard'sMyHero 9 months ago
This looks more like a pubic disorder …!
markkahler52 9 months ago
Don’t ride that thing after drinking!!
painedsmile 9 months ago
Call your vet after six hours… isn’t that the recommendation?
painedsmile 9 months ago
I’d be obscuring most of my face too if that’s the stuff I’ve been doing.
*Space Madness at The Station* 9 months ago
Belly up (3 x stomach’s) too da lou on terd base. The bar code hits me with a groin fine.
*Space Madness at The Station* 9 months ago
Squealing tires. Sound ordense.
My prune juice & vodka cocktail’s called a WHAT?! 9 months ago
This looks only somewhat like that mechanical bucking beastie that bested me, as seen, squinting, through the hurtful foggy stupor at Billy-Roy Bobb’s Flying T&A Ranch Junque Bar & Wild West TSA Training Lounge….
My prune juice & vodka cocktail’s called a WHAT?! 9 months ago
[cough]
No, those are not really cakes.
Imagine 9 months ago
Is best not done in public.
3hourtour Premium Member 9 months ago
…public urination?…
…on Survivor they go number two in the ocean and brag about it…
…have I publicly gone number one?…
…do porta-potties count?…
…as a tree man…
…the side of a truck was the best you got…
…plowing snow…
…well…
…in the middle of the night on the turn around of a nowhere road….
…between the plow and the cab…
…it happens…
…never been one for using bottles…
…but picking up highway litter…
…it is a thing…
…classified as toxic waste…
…mowing would explode it…
…so…
…I still left it alone….
…mowing tall grass one time I did hit a giant bag of used diapers…
…you know what they say about hitting the fan…
…yep…
…of course I was in the only open cab tractor…
…the good old days…