Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for April 26, 2024

bUt do we really want a brash and assertive bladder?

Blackadder was never shy. What’s that? Bladder? Oh, nevermind.

Just a little squirt that can’t handle pressure.

That’s what the nurse told me years ago, when I had to surrender a urine specimen as part of my pre-employment test.

Take a shot of water, make a keg of pee!

I think bladders make all men shy in the mornings.

and a tiny willie. Good match.

Beats a lackadaisical liver.

I want a “Biden” bladder! One that may be old but works amazingly well! Not a “Trump” bladder that rarely works and whines when called upon to “do the right thing”, refusing, and claims immunity from treatment.

… and it has eyes!!

It really doesn’t like to have its picture taken.

Sort of the opposite of outgoing mail?