It sure looks like they’re out. And often.
The Glass Is Fragile, Just Like His Masculinity
A forty-something-year-old gentleman and a lady come in and sit at the bar.
Customer: “I’d like a gin martini for myself and my companion.”
I make it and serve it to him, but his face instantly drops. He looks absolutely insulted.
Customer: “What the f*** is this?!”
Me: “You ordered a gin martini, right?”
Customer: “Yes!”
Me: “That’s what that is.”
Customer: “But this glass is so unmanly!”
Me: “That’s a martini glass, as in the glass that was literally designed for the drink you ordered.”
Customer: “Get me a manly glass. This glass is emasculating me!”
I made one in a rocks glass, and he was fine.
“You lack the requisite communication skills.”
Among other things.
She’s actually got Darryl wanting to possibly commit to a relationship?
Yeah, a little too close for comfort….
aren’t they out together now?
Cactus-Pete 6 months ago
It sure looks like they’re out. And often.
Yakety Sax 6 months ago
The Glass Is Fragile, Just Like His Masculinity
A forty-something-year-old gentleman and a lady come in and sit at the bar.
Customer: “I’d like a gin martini for myself and my companion.”
I make it and serve it to him, but his face instantly drops. He looks absolutely insulted.
Customer: “What the f*** is this?!”
Me: “You ordered a gin martini, right?”
Customer: “Yes!”
Me: “That’s what that is.”
Customer: “But this glass is so unmanly!”
Me: “That’s a martini glass, as in the glass that was literally designed for the drink you ordered.”
Customer: “Get me a manly glass. This glass is emasculating me!”
I made one in a rocks glass, and he was fine.
gammaguy 6 months ago
“You lack the requisite communication skills.”
Among other things.
uniquename 6 months ago
She’s actually got Darryl wanting to possibly commit to a relationship?
markkahler52 6 months ago
Yeah, a little too close for comfort….
oakie817 6 months ago
aren’t they out together now?