Crumb by David Fletcher for May 02, 2024

Galoop? that’s a new one for me.

Well, Moggy, now you’ll go hungry.

Dogs have an inverse 5 second rule. We use it as “you can pick up the food and eat it if it falls on the floor, provided you pick it up within 5 seconds”. Daft rule, but we won’t go into that. For dogs, if the food is on the floor, it has to be all eaten within 5 seconds

Do dogs ask questions after or just not question things at all?

You snooze, you lose!

“decided”?

My dear one and only pooch passed in Dec of 2021. From the time he came to me as a pup in 2007, my cats had to have their feeding station moved onto a high surface he could not reach. He loved their food! Lol.

He who hesitates, Moggy! :)

My corgi is like Rex. Yesterday I accidently dropped about half a cup of frozen blueberries. She had the floor clean before I could reach up and grab a cleaning towel. I held onto the paper towel for 10 minutes… Then cleaned it up. If you’ve ever owned an indiscriminate 4 legged vacuum cleaner you know Exactly what I mean.

reminds me of being the youngest of six growing up, he who hesitates at the table goes hungry

Dogs don’t think before they eat.