Reality Check by Dave Whamond for May 02, 2024

Sure they’re not rotten?

In a contest between my nanna and King Kong, the big ape would not have had a fighting chance. She was five feet nothing and weighed about 90 pounds soaking wet with a rock in her pocket, but though, “she be little, she was fierce!”

Define “ripe.”

Is this Rampage?

I guess Nana isn’t squishy enough yet.

They’re plenty ripe… if they were real bananas, you’d be making banana bread out of ‘em right about now.

Godzilla wouldn’t be so picky…

I wonder if calling one’s grandmother “Nana” is a regional thing. I never heard it until I was well into adulthood.

One grandmother died before I was born. The other was always “Grandma”.

Just remember: A bump on the outside, means a bruise on the inside.

Good job hiding Ralph, Dave!

Where’s Ralph?

could be a meemaw

And they ain’t never gonna be! They were ripe when Nixon ran away!

Looks like Ralph was eaten!

I’d say they’re too old to eat…

She only weighs one Gram.

Nanas taste better on the grrr-ill(a) …!

( with grrr-apes too )

Most ripened around thirteen and totally shriveled by forty.

They probably should peel out of there.

you can tell if a nana is ripe by the smell. what do these nanas smell like? Depends