Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 03, 2024

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    BE THIS GUY  6 months ago

    Nobody wants to talk to you, Rat.

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    BasilBruce  6 months ago

    Rat, you did it just by being you.

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    C  6 months ago

    Dunning-Kruger

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    ronaldspence  6 months ago

    looks like you chapped the A$$ Rat!

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    ArcticFox Premium Member 6 months ago

    Rat’s reputation preceded him———-again.

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    oldpine52  6 months ago

    Rat earned the bad parts too.

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    M2MM  6 months ago

    If Rat believes in reincarnation, he must have been a General in his former life.

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    Gent  6 months ago

    And he no even ask about The Ugly parts yet. Aaa-a-aaa-a-aaaaaah! Waaa-waaaa-waaaah!

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    H&M  6 months ago

    Don’t say what have I done to deserve this life? you still live your life so you can change your life and make it better.

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    iggyman  6 months ago

    “You Dirty Rat”!

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    win.45mag  6 months ago

    Since wiseass never moves, I’m thinking that’s a dung heap, not a mountain. Even looks like a bunch of peanuts in the “dirt”.

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    steveh64  6 months ago

    Rat’s life has good parts?

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    kaycstamper  6 months ago

    I’ll bet!

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    Ellis97  6 months ago

    What good parts?

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    Goat from PBS  6 months ago

    Rat has good parts? I find that hard to believe.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 6 months ago

    The Good Parts cause the Bad Parts via Karma?

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    RobinHood  6 months ago

    The good parts are earned by the bad parts.

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    markkahler52  6 months ago

    Wow! I’m commentless too!

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    DaBump Premium Member 6 months ago

    Yah, you don’t earn the good parts. You have no idea. Be grateful for whatever good comes your way.

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    ladykat  6 months ago

    You earned all the parts, Rat.

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    HOTLOTUS1  6 months ago

    none of you should be here. COMICS.COM. Its COMICS!!!

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    rshive  6 months ago

    Some questions are too difficult to answer — even for the wise A$$.

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    prrdh  6 months ago

    Not exactly speechless; more like recognizing speech was useless. ‘To those who understand, no explanation is necessary; to those who do not, none is possible’.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member 6 months ago

    I don’t know. In my case, the good parts were largely luck. The bad parts, I definitely earned.

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    JoshHere  6 months ago

    Rat life doesn’t have goodfarts (is there such a thing?), it’s all badfarts, and charlatan wideass knows that

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    monya_43  6 months ago

    Those who complain about not getting what they deserve, don’t know how fortunate they are.

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    marilynnbyerly  6 months ago

    Many of the good parts and bad parts have been pretty dang random. The rest were earned one way or the other.

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    uniquename  6 months ago

    He wasn’t speechless, he was laughing too hard.

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    zeexenon  6 months ago

    What an Oxymoron.

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    Bilan  6 months ago

    WA was definitely wise to stay speechless.

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    Buoy  6 months ago

    Take the bull by the horns or the tiger by the tail.

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    raybarb44  6 months ago

    As am I……

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    Brian Fink  6 months ago

    You know, I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn’t it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe. Marcus Cole, Babylon 5

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    Linda Schweiner Premium Member 6 months ago

    If you’re going to take credit for the good parts, then the bad parts are also yours to claim.

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    minstrelensure  6 months ago

    How’s everyone’s day going, mines going well

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    wildlandwaters  6 months ago

    Rat’s more of a wise you know what if you ask me!

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    Sanspareil  6 months ago

    Wise A$$ called upon his vast knowledge of the English language and said nothing.

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    daftish_birdman  6 months ago

    how.

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