Re: the washing. Wallace’s mom will just tie a bowline under his arms, toss him off a pier, swish him up/down a few times, and make him walk home. Or dad will tow him behind the Narhwal.
As a bonus Wallace will count either as an adventure.
Multum in parvo—simple concept, yet drawn in detail. No extravagant effects, but much to see: every raindrop tracked; minimalist faces but we can recognize individuals even bundled up in rain gear or covered in mud; few words, but fitting characters that have been built and shaped over the years till we believe and care about them. Ordinary situations, yet vivid and memorable.
Wilde Bill 6 months ago
You’re assuming that he is wearing any clothes.
face.less_b 6 months ago
Wallace is the only person who likes mud season.
Dirty Dragon 6 months ago
Wallace has no laundry to do, and a very supportive mother.
einarbt 6 months ago
Why assume that he is wearing clothes.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member 6 months ago
Wallace’s Mother is going to have gray hair and ulcers before her 30th birthday.
Faustus Mitternacht 6 months ago
Well, there was this cold, wet day in football practice…..
LawrenceS 6 months ago
Wallace? Does your mother know you’re inviting girls to get into the mud pit with you?
crookedwolf Premium Member 6 months ago
He’s smart enough to wear eye protection!
Pigs_Will_Fly 6 months ago
Third day of this rainy story line. I wonder what Will has in store for us.
jschumaker 6 months ago
At first, I thought Seagull was saying, “He’s here.”
ronsal2 6 months ago
I think he’s channeling Bigfoot…..
rockyridge1977 6 months ago
Only the strong and clothes survive!!!!
scyphi26 6 months ago
Oh, don’t get his mother even STARTED on that subject, Amelia. ;)
raybarb44 6 months ago
You mean his mother……
Ida No 6 months ago
Spud: “Mud worms in my ears. Yck.”
GKBOWOOD Premium Member 6 months ago
Good thing Spud already knew Wallace was in there or he would have completely freaked out when that THING came up from the ooze!!
BRBurns1960 6 months ago
What laundry? It’s raining!
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 6 months ago
I’m sure Wallace isn’t the one doing the laundry!
tammyspeakslife Premium Member 6 months ago
Wallace will never be bored for certain.
brooklyn51 6 months ago
Let’s not even mention all the shoes he’s thrown into the bay.
SteveHL 6 months ago
Mud, mud, glorious mud,
Nothing quite like it for cooling the blood.
So follow me, follow, down to the hollow
And there let us wallow in glorious mud.
“The Hippopotamus” by Flanders & Swann
Thehag 6 months ago
“In the Spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt.” – Margaret Atwood
John Mason Premium Member 6 months ago
Re: the washing. Wallace’s mom will just tie a bowline under his arms, toss him off a pier, swish him up/down a few times, and make him walk home. Or dad will tow him behind the Narhwal.
As a bonus Wallace will count either as an adventure.
CleverHans Premium Member 6 months ago
Wallace has created the 100% natural and organic ghillie suit…
Durak Premium Member 6 months ago
Wallace’s Mom makes him strip down to his skivies and wash down with the garden hose before he comes in the house.
DaBump Premium Member 6 months ago
“Only I and the rose bush knows, how good mud feels between the toes” — somebody else’s poem, from memory.
DaBump Premium Member 6 months ago
Oh, it’s not how MUCH laundry, but, boy, does it take a lot more work per load!
Aladar30 Premium Member 6 months ago
The Creature.
JH&Cats 6 months ago
Multum in parvo—simple concept, yet drawn in detail. No extravagant effects, but much to see: every raindrop tracked; minimalist faces but we can recognize individuals even bundled up in rain gear or covered in mud; few words, but fitting characters that have been built and shaped over the years till we believe and care about them. Ordinary situations, yet vivid and memorable.
phobos 6 months ago
As opposed to sterling which likes to go nude?
KC135E/R BOOMER 6 months ago
Always liked a good mud pit!
daking27 6 months ago
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you rain and dirt, make mud pies.