Brevity by Dan Thompson for May 02, 2024

“Right away, Sir! Please stay on the line while I export your call to someone somewhere overseas.”

Try calling Baltimore. I understand that it used to be a port.

Someone who’s famous in the US?

???

Our expensive export expert’s extensive experience is expressed expediently every day.

I’d like to see another caption to see what happens…a before-and-NAFTA.

“Sorry, we only have amateurs”.

So simple, so good; I’m grateful for human minds.

Fun pun today.